Short Answer: "Don't mug me, I'm fragile! โ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ"
Explanation: The dinner plate is jokingly warning the cup not to mug it because it's delicate and can easily break. The play on words between "mug" (as in to rob) and "cup" adds a humorous twist to the conversation. The use of the coffee cup and dinner plate emoji adds a playful touch to the response.
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 14, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 4, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 1, 2016
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Muslima (Guest) on February 27, 2016
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Halimah (Guest) on February 26, 2016
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 21, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Zawadi (Guest) on February 21, 2016
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Sultan (Guest) on February 19, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Samuel Were (Guest) on January 24, 2016
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Issa (Guest) on January 20, 2016
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on January 20, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Victor Malima (Guest) on January 12, 2016
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 3, 2016
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on January 3, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
John Kamande (Guest) on January 1, 2016
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 29, 2015
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 1, 2015
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 1, 2015
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
George Mallya (Guest) on November 24, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 19, 2015
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Leila (Guest) on November 15, 2015
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Baridi (Guest) on November 11, 2015
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Rubea (Guest) on November 8, 2015
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Yusuf (Guest) on November 8, 2015
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on November 7, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 1, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Chiku (Guest) on October 28, 2015
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
George Ndungu (Guest) on October 24, 2015
๐ Saving this one!
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 18, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 9, 2015
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Jafari (Guest) on October 7, 2015
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
David Kawawa (Guest) on September 21, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 13, 2015
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Mustafa (Guest) on August 21, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Ndoto (Guest) on August 17, 2015
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 15, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 12, 2015
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Abubakar (Guest) on August 6, 2015
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 30, 2015
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 24, 2015
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Chum (Guest) on July 23, 2015
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Bahati (Guest) on July 23, 2015
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 16, 2015
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 15, 2015
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 12, 2015
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Rashid (Guest) on July 11, 2015
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Halimah (Guest) on June 15, 2015
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Rahim (Guest) on June 11, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Fikiri (Guest) on June 7, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 28, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 20, 2015
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Zulekha (Guest) on May 15, 2015
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on May 15, 2015
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 11, 2015
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 5, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
James Malima (Guest) on April 19, 2015
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 16, 2015
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Rahma (Guest) on April 15, 2015
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 12, 2015
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Raha (Guest) on April 4, 2015
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐