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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Mar 4, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Mar 1, 2016
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Muslima
Guest
Feb 27, 2016
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Halimah
Guest
Feb 26, 2016
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Feb 21, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Zawadi
Guest
Feb 21, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Sultan
Guest
Feb 19, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jan 24, 2016
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Issa
Guest
Jan 20, 2016
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jan 20, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jan 3, 2016
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jan 3, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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John Kamande
Guest
Jan 1, 2016
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Dec 1, 2015
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Dec 1, 2015
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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George Mallya
Guest
Nov 24, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Nov 19, 2015
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Leila
Guest
Nov 15, 2015
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Baridi
Guest
Nov 11, 2015
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Rubea
Guest
Nov 8, 2015
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Yusuf
Guest
Nov 8, 2015
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Nov 7, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Chiku
Guest
Oct 28, 2015
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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George Ndungu
Guest
Oct 24, 2015
😆 Saving this one!
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Oct 18, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Oct 9, 2015
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Jafari
Guest
Oct 7, 2015
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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David Kawawa
Guest
Sep 21, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Sep 13, 2015
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Mustafa
Guest
Aug 21, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Ndoto
Guest
Aug 17, 2015
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 15, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Aug 12, 2015
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Abubakar
Guest
Aug 6, 2015
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 30, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Chum
Guest
Jul 23, 2015
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 23, 2015
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 16, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jul 15, 2015
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jul 12, 2015
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Rashid
Guest
Jul 11, 2015
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Halimah
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Rahim
Guest
Jun 11, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Fikiri
Guest
Jun 7, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
May 28, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
May 20, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Zulekha
Guest
May 15, 2015
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
May 15, 2015
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Mwanahawa
Guest
May 11, 2015
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Brian Karanja
Guest
May 5, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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James Malima
Guest
Apr 19, 2015
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Apr 16, 2015
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Rahma
Guest
Apr 15, 2015
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Apr 12, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
