What did the hamburger name her daughter?

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 18, 2016

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Victor Malima (Guest) on January 17, 2016

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Samuel Were (Guest) on January 13, 2016

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Omar (Guest) on January 12, 2016

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Mary Mrope (Guest) on January 11, 2016

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

George Tenga (Guest) on January 5, 2016

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

John Mushi (Guest) on January 5, 2016

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Muslima (Guest) on January 2, 2016

😂 I’m saving this one!

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 27, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 13, 2015

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 5, 2015

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Neema (Guest) on November 29, 2015

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Shukuru (Guest) on November 20, 2015

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 18, 2015

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

John Malisa (Guest) on November 9, 2015

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Daudi (Guest) on November 8, 2015

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Mwinyi (Guest) on November 7, 2015

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 6, 2015

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 4, 2015

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Neema (Guest) on October 29, 2015

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Ali (Guest) on October 29, 2015

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Mwinyi (Guest) on October 23, 2015

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 21, 2015

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Yusra (Guest) on October 16, 2015

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Jabir (Guest) on October 12, 2015

😅 I needed that laugh!

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on October 5, 2015

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

David Musyoka (Guest) on September 24, 2015

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 23, 2015

😆 That punchline!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 22, 2015

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Chris Okello (Guest) on September 14, 2015

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 13, 2015

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 8, 2015

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 4, 2015

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

John Lissu (Guest) on August 29, 2015

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 22, 2015

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Zubeida (Guest) on August 11, 2015

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

James Malima (Guest) on August 5, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Nashon (Guest) on July 29, 2015

Thanks Ackyshine

Mwajuma (Guest) on July 28, 2015

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Kassim (Guest) on July 27, 2015

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Mwajuma (Guest) on July 10, 2015

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Charles Wafula (Guest) on July 8, 2015

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

George Mallya (Guest) on July 6, 2015

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Rahim (Guest) on July 5, 2015

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Abdillah (Guest) on June 27, 2015

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 22, 2015

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Abubakar (Guest) on June 19, 2015

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Irene Makena (Guest) on June 16, 2015

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Mazrui (Guest) on June 15, 2015

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 8, 2015

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Zainab (Guest) on June 7, 2015

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 31, 2015

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Kazija (Guest) on May 22, 2015

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Anna Malela (Guest) on May 18, 2015

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 18, 2015

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

James Kimani (Guest) on May 15, 2015

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Ndoto (Guest) on May 9, 2015

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Nashon (Guest) on April 26, 2015

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

David Musyoka (Guest) on April 18, 2015

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 10, 2015

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚