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Thomas Mtaki
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Jan 18, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jan 17, 2016
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jan 13, 2016
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Omar
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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George Tenga
Guest
Jan 5, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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John Mushi
Guest
Jan 5, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Muslima
Guest
Jan 2, 2016
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Dec 27, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Dec 13, 2015
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Dec 5, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Neema
Guest
Nov 29, 2015
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Shukuru
Guest
Nov 20, 2015
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Nov 18, 2015
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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John Malisa
Guest
Nov 9, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Daudi
Guest
Nov 8, 2015
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Mwinyi
Guest
Nov 7, 2015
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Nov 6, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Nov 4, 2015
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Neema
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Mwinyi
Guest
Oct 23, 2015
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Yusra
Guest
Oct 16, 2015
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Jabir
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Oct 5, 2015
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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David Musyoka
Guest
Sep 24, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
😆 That punchline!
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Sep 22, 2015
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Chris Okello
Guest
Sep 14, 2015
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 13, 2015
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 8, 2015
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Sep 4, 2015
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 29, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Aug 22, 2015
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Zubeida
Guest
Aug 11, 2015
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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James Malima
Guest
Aug 5, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Nashon
Guest
Jul 29, 2015
Thanks Ackyshine
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jul 28, 2015
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Kassim
Guest
Jul 27, 2015
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jul 10, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jul 8, 2015
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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George Mallya
Guest
Jul 6, 2015
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Rahim
Guest
Jul 5, 2015
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Abdillah
Guest
Jun 27, 2015
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Abubakar
Guest
Jun 19, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jun 16, 2015
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Mazrui
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jun 8, 2015
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Zainab
Guest
Jun 7, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
May 31, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Kazija
Guest
May 22, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Anna Malela
Guest
May 18, 2015
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Grace Mushi
Guest
May 18, 2015
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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James Kimani
Guest
May 15, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Ndoto
Guest
May 9, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Nashon
Guest
Apr 26, 2015
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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David Musyoka
Guest
Apr 18, 2015
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Apr 10, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
