What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese?

Rahim (Guest) on March 6, 2016

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Zubeida (Guest) on March 3, 2016

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

John Malisa (Guest) on February 29, 2016

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on February 24, 2016

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Baraka (Guest) on February 23, 2016

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Mwanais (Guest) on February 22, 2016

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 7, 2016

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Mwachumu (Guest) on February 1, 2016

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Baraka (Guest) on January 22, 2016

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Rukia (Guest) on January 16, 2016

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 15, 2016

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Shamsa (Guest) on January 12, 2016

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on January 11, 2016

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

George Ndungu (Guest) on December 28, 2015

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Athumani (Guest) on December 28, 2015

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 27, 2015

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Selemani (Guest) on December 25, 2015

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Baraka (Guest) on December 21, 2015

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Jamila (Guest) on December 13, 2015

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 1, 2015

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Abdillah (Guest) on November 26, 2015

😁 Added to my favorites!

Hassan (Guest) on October 31, 2015

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 25, 2015

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Maimuna (Guest) on October 24, 2015

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Monica Lissu (Guest) on October 22, 2015

😂 Gotta save this!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 20, 2015

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Halimah (Guest) on October 7, 2015

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 4, 2015

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Rukia (Guest) on September 29, 2015

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Mwajabu (Guest) on September 25, 2015

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 21, 2015

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Irene Makena (Guest) on September 19, 2015

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 4, 2015

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 1, 2015

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 30, 2015

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 29, 2015

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on August 24, 2015

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

John Lissu (Guest) on August 13, 2015

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 8, 2015

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on August 6, 2015

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 25, 2015

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 18, 2015

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Bahati (Guest) on July 15, 2015

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 13, 2015

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Furaha (Guest) on July 12, 2015

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

John Kamande (Guest) on July 11, 2015

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 8, 2015

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Zainab (Guest) on July 8, 2015

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 7, 2015

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Maimuna (Guest) on June 10, 2015

😂 This is a keeper!

James Kawawa (Guest) on June 9, 2015

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 6, 2015

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 28, 2015

🤣 This joke is too good!

Mwafirika (Guest) on May 25, 2015

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Rubea (Guest) on May 13, 2015

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 9, 2015

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Yusuf (Guest) on May 7, 2015

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 18, 2015

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Zakaria (Guest) on April 17, 2015

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on April 5, 2015

😆 Laughing so hard right now!