What did the paper say to encourage the pencil?

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 7, 2016

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 7, 2016

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on February 3, 2016

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Anna Mchome (Guest) on February 1, 2016

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 26, 2016

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 26, 2016

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 20, 2016

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Mjaka (Guest) on January 6, 2016

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Shamim (Guest) on January 5, 2016

😂 I’m saving this one!

Mwajuma (Guest) on December 25, 2015

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Ali (Guest) on December 23, 2015

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Wande (Guest) on December 21, 2015

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 16, 2015

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 11, 2015

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Amir (Guest) on December 7, 2015

😄 You got me good!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 4, 2015

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Mwakisu (Guest) on November 23, 2015

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on November 22, 2015

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Muslima (Guest) on November 16, 2015

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Sumaya (Guest) on November 16, 2015

😆 That punchline was epic!

Fatuma (Guest) on October 30, 2015

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 11, 2015

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 9, 2015

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 3, 2015

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Mwanaidha (Guest) on September 24, 2015

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Aziza (Guest) on September 22, 2015

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 13, 2015

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Kazija (Guest) on September 10, 2015

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on September 4, 2015

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on August 29, 2015

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 24, 2015

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 15, 2015

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 14, 2015

😆 Bookmarking this!

Maida (Guest) on August 8, 2015

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on August 4, 2015

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Amani (Guest) on August 3, 2015

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

James Mduma (Guest) on July 31, 2015

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 25, 2015

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 12, 2015

😂 Gotta save this!

Samuel Were (Guest) on July 11, 2015

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Salma (Guest) on June 25, 2015

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 22, 2015

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Warda (Guest) on June 20, 2015

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Safiya (Guest) on June 20, 2015

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Wande (Guest) on June 2, 2015

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Husna (Guest) on May 30, 2015

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 18, 2015

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Bakari (Guest) on May 15, 2015

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Ndoto (Guest) on May 8, 2015

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on May 7, 2015

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 6, 2015

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Kijakazi (Guest) on May 4, 2015

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on May 3, 2015

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Masika (Guest) on April 27, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on April 20, 2015

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Neema (Guest) on April 15, 2015

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Neema (Guest) on April 14, 2015

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

John Kamande (Guest) on April 7, 2015

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 2, 2015

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

David Chacha (Guest) on March 29, 2015

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿