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Nassor
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Jan 22, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Leila
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Jan 19, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Nassor
Guest
Jan 19, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Issa
Guest
Jan 14, 2016
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Grace Minja
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Jan 7, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Mary Kendi
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Dec 30, 2015
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Chum
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Dec 28, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Dec 26, 2015
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Maneno
Guest
Dec 19, 2015
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Fikiri
Guest
Dec 18, 2015
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Zainab
Guest
Dec 17, 2015
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Bahati
Guest
Dec 1, 2015
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Sekela
Guest
Dec 1, 2015
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Nov 23, 2015
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Issa
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Nov 21, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Salma
Guest
Nov 19, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Kahina
Guest
Oct 31, 2015
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Oct 27, 2015
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Oct 25, 2015
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Fatuma
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Oct 8, 2015
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Nahida
Guest
Oct 1, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Josephine
Guest
Sep 30, 2015
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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James Kawawa
Guest
Sep 26, 2015
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 22, 2015
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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David Chacha
Guest
Sep 11, 2015
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Binti
Guest
Sep 10, 2015
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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George Mallya
Guest
Sep 9, 2015
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Sep 2, 2015
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Aug 7, 2015
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Aug 5, 2015
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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James Malima
Guest
Aug 4, 2015
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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David Ochieng
Guest
Aug 3, 2015
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Aug 2, 2015
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jul 31, 2015
🤣 This one got me good!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jul 30, 2015
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Baraka
Guest
Jul 29, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Halimah
Guest
Jul 21, 2015
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Baraka
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Abubakari
Guest
Jul 16, 2015
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Bakari
Guest
Jul 12, 2015
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Biashara
Guest
Jul 10, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jun 17, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jun 10, 2015
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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John Malisa
Guest
Jun 9, 2015
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jun 3, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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James Malima
Guest
May 31, 2015
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Omar
Guest
May 22, 2015
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Farida
Guest
May 18, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
May 10, 2015
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Daniel Obura
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Apr 27, 2015
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Mwafirika
Guest
Apr 11, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Apr 10, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Shamim
Guest
Apr 5, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Ramadhan
Guest
Mar 30, 2015
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Maulid
Guest
Mar 29, 2015
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Baridi
Guest
Mar 26, 2015
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Anna Malela
Guest
Mar 18, 2015
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
