What’s a frog’s favorite game?

David Sokoine (Guest) on February 13, 2016

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 6, 2016

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Abdillah (Guest) on February 2, 2016

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Zakia (Guest) on January 30, 2016

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 5, 2016

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Maulid (Guest) on December 29, 2015

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 29, 2015

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Mtumwa (Guest) on December 28, 2015

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

James Mduma (Guest) on December 27, 2015

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

James Mduma (Guest) on December 27, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Martin Otieno (Guest) on December 18, 2015

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on December 17, 2015

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 14, 2015

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Nchi (Guest) on December 13, 2015

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Khalifa (Guest) on December 8, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 6, 2015

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Kevin Maina (Guest) on November 21, 2015

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 15, 2015

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Athumani (Guest) on November 12, 2015

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Janet Sumari (Guest) on November 1, 2015

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Robert Okello (Guest) on October 29, 2015

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 27, 2015

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 22, 2015

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 22, 2015

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Yahya (Guest) on October 20, 2015

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Jafari (Guest) on October 19, 2015

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 19, 2015

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 19, 2015

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 18, 2015

😂 Gotta save this!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 8, 2015

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Hamida (Guest) on October 7, 2015

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 29, 2015

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Jabir (Guest) on September 22, 2015

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 2, 2015

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on August 21, 2015

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Sultan (Guest) on August 19, 2015

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Saidi (Guest) on August 11, 2015

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 9, 2015

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 2, 2015

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Nchi (Guest) on August 1, 2015

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Baraka (Guest) on July 24, 2015

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on July 20, 2015

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 19, 2015

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 17, 2015

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 12, 2015

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Fikiri (Guest) on July 1, 2015

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

James Mduma (Guest) on June 30, 2015

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 28, 2015

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 22, 2015

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Nashon (Guest) on June 21, 2015

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Binti (Guest) on June 19, 2015

😅 I needed that laugh!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 18, 2015

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 17, 2015

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

John Malisa (Guest) on May 24, 2015

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 10, 2015

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 9, 2015

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Grace Minja (Guest) on May 9, 2015

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 6, 2015

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Khadija (Guest) on May 2, 2015

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Binti (Guest) on April 26, 2015

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️