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Whatโs a tornadoโs favorite game to play?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
A tornado's favorite game to play is... Twister! ๐ช๏ธ๐ช๏ธ๐ช๏ธ
Explanation: Twister is a well-known game where players have to twist and contort their bodies to match the colors on a mat. Since tornadoes are notorious for twisting and turning, it's only fitting that their favorite game would be Twister! Plus, it adds a humorous twist (pun intended!) to the concept of a tornado playing a game. The tornado emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the answer. ๐ช๏ธ๐
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