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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Feb 10, 2016
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 6, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
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Husna
Guest
Feb 5, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ππ
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jan 28, 2016
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I had to share this with everyone!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jan 27, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
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Jabir
Guest
Jan 19, 2016
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
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John Lissu
Guest
Dec 20, 2015
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Dec 13, 2015
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
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Mhina
Guest
Dec 7, 2015
Whatβs a pigβs favorite karate move? The pork chop! π·π₯
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Amina
Guest
Dec 6, 2015
I donβt need a mood ring; I have a face. ππ¬
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Dec 6, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Dec 4, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. π©π
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Dec 3, 2015
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! π
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Dec 1, 2015
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. π±πΌ
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Salma
Guest
Nov 26, 2015
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
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Fadhili
Guest
Nov 21, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Nov 7, 2015
Why donβt elephants use computers? Theyβre afraid of the mouse! ππ±οΈ
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Nov 6, 2015
π Canβt wait to share this!
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Nov 4, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. β‘π΄
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Oct 23, 2015
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
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James Malima
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
Iβm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ππ¬
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Hawa
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. βπ¨βπΌ
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Oct 11, 2015
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Oct 6, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
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Victor Malima
Guest
Sep 24, 2015
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! π»π
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James Mduma
Guest
Sep 20, 2015
π That punchline was epic!
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Tabu
Guest
Sep 11, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Sep 10, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ππ
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Sep 5, 2015
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youβre innocent.' π¬π
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Nyota
Guest
Sep 1, 2015
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
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Mwakisu
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
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Issa
Guest
Aug 25, 2015
π Iβm saving this one!
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Jabir
Guest
Aug 24, 2015
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
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Nahida
Guest
Aug 21, 2015
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Aug 16, 2015
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 13, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Aug 7, 2015
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jul 27, 2015
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
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John Mushi
Guest
Jul 21, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππ
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Tambwe
Guest
Jul 16, 2015
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jul 14, 2015
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. π§ββοΈπ΅
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Salima
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jul 8, 2015
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. π€π
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jul 1, 2015
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jun 25, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyβre always stuffed! π§Έπ½οΈ
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Halimah
Guest
Jun 21, 2015
π Mood instantly lifted!
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jun 16, 2015
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
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Maimuna
Guest
Jun 13, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 13, 2015
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jun 6, 2015
I didnβt see that punchline comingβhilarious! π€£
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jun 1, 2015
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
May 27, 2015
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
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Patrick Akech
Guest
May 26, 2015
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
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Peter Otieno
Guest
May 26, 2015
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. π°οΈπ΄
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 21, 2015
This joke just made my dayβhilarious! π€£
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Samuel Were
Guest
May 12, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
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Jamal
Guest
May 8, 2015
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
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Khalifa
Guest
May 8, 2015
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
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Yusra
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬
