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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Mar 4, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 3, 2016
😄 What a joke!
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Feb 28, 2016
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Feb 26, 2016
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Feb 22, 2016
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Bahati
Guest
Feb 20, 2016
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Ann Awino
Guest
Feb 19, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Feb 15, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Farida
Guest
Feb 9, 2016
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Feb 8, 2016
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Feb 8, 2016
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Tambwe
Guest
Feb 3, 2016
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jan 24, 2016
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jan 22, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Safiya
Guest
Dec 21, 2015
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Hawa
Guest
Dec 13, 2015
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Nov 26, 2015
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Rehema
Guest
Nov 25, 2015
🤣 Sending this now!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Nov 19, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Nov 13, 2015
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Mchawi
Guest
Nov 7, 2015
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Oct 31, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Abubakari
Guest
Oct 18, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Omar
Guest
Oct 16, 2015
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Oct 10, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Sep 28, 2015
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Sep 24, 2015
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Jafari
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Sep 22, 2015
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Chris Okello
Guest
Sep 20, 2015
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Yusuf
Guest
Sep 17, 2015
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Sep 9, 2015
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Sep 6, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Nashon
Guest
Aug 30, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Mwafirika
Guest
Aug 27, 2015
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Mgeni
Guest
Aug 24, 2015
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Aug 19, 2015
😂 This is a keeper!
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Aziza
Guest
Aug 13, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Mariam
Guest
Aug 10, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Aug 10, 2015
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Aug 9, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Daudi
Guest
Jul 18, 2015
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jul 18, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jul 10, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Abubakar
Guest
Jun 24, 2015
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jun 21, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jun 20, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jun 20, 2015
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Nashon
Guest
Jun 16, 2015
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 14, 2015
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jun 9, 2015
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
May 7, 2015
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Shamim
Guest
May 2, 2015
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Apr 28, 2015
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Apr 18, 2015
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Apr 13, 2015
😆 That punchline was epic!
