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Where did the bird go when he lost a feather?

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Short Answer: The bird went to the "quack" doctor! ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿฉบ


Explanation: When a bird loses a feather, it might feel a little off balance. So, to get some help and find balance again, it decides to visit a doctor. But not just any doctor, a "quack" doctor! ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿฉบ The term "quack" is often used humorously to describe someone who claims to be a doctor but isn't really qualified. So, the bird humorously seeks the assistance of a funny, feather-focused doctor to solve its feather woes! ๐Ÿชถ๐Ÿ˜„

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Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 4, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ…

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 3, 2016

๐Ÿ˜„ What a joke!

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on February 28, 2016

Absolutely hilarious! Canโ€™t get enough! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 26, 2016

If weโ€™re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐Ÿง€๐ŸŒ™

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 22, 2016

If at first, you donโ€™t succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโ€™t for you. ๐Ÿช‚โŒ

Bahati (Guest) on February 20, 2016

If weโ€™re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿ’ก

Ann Awino (Guest) on February 19, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ†

Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 15, 2016

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ”ฅ

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 13, 2016

Classic! Iโ€™m still laughing! ๐Ÿ˜„

Farida (Guest) on February 9, 2016

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโ€™m gaining weight. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ˜…

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on February 8, 2016

๐Ÿคฃ Brilliant joke!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on February 8, 2016

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐Ÿ‹๐ŸŽป

Tambwe (Guest) on February 3, 2016

๐Ÿ˜ƒ Mood instantly lifted!

Chris Okello (Guest) on January 24, 2016

I donโ€™t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโ€™t even know you.' Weโ€™ve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ˜†

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 22, 2016

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโ€™m doing. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ด

Ali (Guest) on January 11, 2016

Iโ€™m definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐Ÿ˜„

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 28, 2015

Iโ€™m on a whiskey diet. Iโ€™ve lost three days already. ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿ˜‚

Safiya (Guest) on December 21, 2015

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐Ÿ‘ โšฝ

Hawa (Guest) on December 13, 2015

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ–

Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 26, 2015

I canโ€™t adult today. Please donโ€™t make me adult. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿงธ

Rehema (Guest) on November 25, 2015

๐Ÿคฃ Sending this now!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 19, 2015

Iโ€™m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐Ÿ™ƒ

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on November 13, 2015

If stress burned calories, Iโ€™d be a supermodel. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜…

Mchawi (Guest) on November 7, 2015

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿค’

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 31, 2015

If Monday had a face, Iโ€™d punch it. ๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿ“…

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 30, 2015

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ด

Abubakari (Guest) on October 18, 2015

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ˜‚

Omar (Guest) on October 16, 2015

Iโ€™d rather be someoneโ€™s shot of whiskey than everyoneโ€™s cup of tea. ๐Ÿฅƒโ˜•

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on October 10, 2015

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐Ÿก๐Ÿ™ƒ

Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 28, 2015

Whatโ€™s a cowโ€™s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐Ÿ„๐ŸŽฅ

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 24, 2015

This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Jafari (Guest) on September 23, 2015

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’ณ

Paul Kamau (Guest) on September 22, 2015

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ

Chris Okello (Guest) on September 20, 2015

๐Ÿ˜‚ I can't stop laughing at this one!

Yusuf (Guest) on September 17, 2015

I run like the winded. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

Sarah Karani (Guest) on September 9, 2015

๐Ÿ˜‚ This joke just made my day!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on September 6, 2015

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿท

Nashon (Guest) on August 30, 2015

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜Œ

Mwafirika (Guest) on August 27, 2015

Dear math, Iโ€™m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿคฏ

Mgeni (Guest) on August 24, 2015

๐Ÿ˜‚ I need to save this one forever!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 19, 2015

๐Ÿ˜‚ This is a keeper!

Aziza (Guest) on August 13, 2015

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐Ÿšš๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Mariam (Guest) on August 10, 2015

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜†

Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 10, 2015

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐Ÿคฃ

Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 9, 2015

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฆ˜

Daudi (Guest) on July 18, 2015

When I said Iโ€™d do it later, I didnโ€™t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ˜†

Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 18, 2015

Whatโ€™s a pirateโ€™s favorite letter? You think itโ€™s R, but it be the C! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 10, 2015

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโ€™t fit them in their trunks! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ“ฑ

Abubakar (Guest) on June 24, 2015

The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐Ÿก๐Ÿ’ผ

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 21, 2015

I donโ€™t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ˜•๐Ÿ“–

Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 20, 2015

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ“ž

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 20, 2015

I donโ€™t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Nashon (Guest) on June 16, 2015

Whatโ€™s a witchโ€™s favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ“–

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 14, 2015

I don't sweatโ€”I sparkle! โœจ๐Ÿ˜…

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 9, 2015

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฅ

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 7, 2015

I canโ€™t wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐ŸŽ‰

Shamim (Guest) on May 2, 2015

Iโ€™m not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ˜Ž

Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 28, 2015

I love sleep because itโ€™s like a time machine to breakfast. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿฅž

Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 18, 2015

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโ€™re too young to smoke! ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿšญ

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 13, 2015

๐Ÿ˜† That punchline was epic!

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