Where does the witch park her vehicle?

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 28, 2015

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 19, 2015

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 16, 2015

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on November 11, 2015

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 27, 2015

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Maulid (Guest) on October 24, 2015

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Ann Awino (Guest) on October 24, 2015

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Rehema (Guest) on October 23, 2015

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Fikiri (Guest) on October 19, 2015

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Yusra (Guest) on October 18, 2015

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Nasra (Guest) on October 18, 2015

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Mashaka (Guest) on October 11, 2015

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 7, 2015

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Rehema (Guest) on October 7, 2015

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

David Chacha (Guest) on October 5, 2015

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Alice Jebet (Guest) on October 5, 2015

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 3, 2015

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Nashon (Guest) on September 23, 2015

😁 Added to my favorites!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on September 18, 2015

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 1, 2015

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Chris Okello (Guest) on August 25, 2015

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 15, 2015

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Mchawi (Guest) on August 5, 2015

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Nassor (Guest) on July 27, 2015

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Juma (Guest) on July 24, 2015

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 22, 2015

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 20, 2015

😅 I needed that!

Sultan (Guest) on July 16, 2015

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Biashara (Guest) on July 7, 2015

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Shani (Guest) on July 2, 2015

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 2, 2015

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Victor Malima (Guest) on June 30, 2015

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Zuhura (Guest) on June 26, 2015

😆 That punchline was epic!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 21, 2015

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 16, 2015

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

David Nyerere (Guest) on June 15, 2015

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 15, 2015

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 27, 2015

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Mariam (Guest) on May 21, 2015

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 21, 2015

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Ahmed (Guest) on May 19, 2015

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Nashon (Guest) on May 19, 2015

😂 This is a keeper!

Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 18, 2015

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Irene Makena (Guest) on May 14, 2015

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Kazija (Guest) on May 5, 2015

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

James Kawawa (Guest) on May 4, 2015

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 4, 2015

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Grace Minja (Guest) on May 4, 2015

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 25, 2015

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 13, 2015

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Nyota (Guest) on April 10, 2015

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Binti (Guest) on April 7, 2015

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Rukia (Guest) on April 3, 2015

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Charles Mboje (Guest) on March 30, 2015

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on March 30, 2015

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Mchawi (Guest) on March 21, 2015

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on March 18, 2015

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Amir (Guest) on March 16, 2015

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on March 14, 2015

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

John Malisa (Guest) on March 13, 2015

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔