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Fredrick Mutiso
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Feb 21, 2016
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Feb 19, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Feb 18, 2016
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Furaha
Guest
Jan 31, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jan 20, 2016
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Salima
Guest
Jan 18, 2016
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Yusuf
Guest
Jan 14, 2016
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Mariam
Guest
Dec 31, 2015
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Salum
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Dec 24, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Halima
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Mchawi
Guest
Dec 21, 2015
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Jamal
Guest
Dec 19, 2015
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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John Lissu
Guest
Dec 8, 2015
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Khatib
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Mazrui
Guest
Nov 25, 2015
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Nov 18, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Oct 31, 2015
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 26, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Oct 15, 2015
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Oct 14, 2015
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Zakia
Guest
Oct 13, 2015
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 10, 2015
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Oct 4, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Oct 1, 2015
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Sep 27, 2015
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Mwajuma
Guest
Sep 15, 2015
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 6, 2015
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Robert Okello
Guest
Aug 30, 2015
😂 This is too funny!
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Aug 14, 2015
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Mwajabu
Guest
Aug 6, 2015
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Warda
Guest
Jul 28, 2015
😄 What a joke!
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Chiku
Guest
Jul 28, 2015
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jul 23, 2015
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Sarafina
Guest
Jul 22, 2015
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jul 21, 2015
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jul 15, 2015
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jul 4, 2015
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Safiya
Guest
Jul 1, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Zubeida
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jun 16, 2015
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jun 4, 2015
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jun 2, 2015
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Kheri
Guest
Jun 2, 2015
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Mwinyi
Guest
May 22, 2015
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Furaha
Guest
May 17, 2015
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Nashon
Guest
May 15, 2015
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Janet Sumari
Guest
May 12, 2015
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Jane Malecela
Guest
May 6, 2015
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
May 4, 2015
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Daudi
Guest
May 4, 2015
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Azima
Guest
Apr 30, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Bahati
Guest
Apr 24, 2015
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Apr 12, 2015
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Zakia
Guest
Apr 5, 2015
😂 I’m dying!
