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Mchawi
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Apr 14, 2016
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Apr 12, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Apr 2, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Fadhili
Guest
Apr 1, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Mar 25, 2016
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Mar 20, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Mar 13, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Mustafa
Guest
Mar 8, 2016
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Mar 4, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Sharifa
Guest
Feb 16, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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John Mushi
Guest
Feb 8, 2016
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Mwajuma
Guest
Feb 1, 2016
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jan 27, 2016
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Rashid
Guest
Jan 24, 2016
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Binti
Guest
Jan 20, 2016
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Hashim
Guest
Dec 31, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Mwinyi
Guest
Dec 31, 2015
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Shamim
Guest
Dec 27, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Nassor
Guest
Dec 25, 2015
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Fadhila
Guest
Dec 20, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Dec 18, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Yusuf
Guest
Dec 18, 2015
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Hassan
Guest
Dec 16, 2015
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Samuel Were
Guest
Dec 11, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Frank Macha
Guest
Dec 7, 2015
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Dec 5, 2015
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Nyota
Guest
Nov 6, 2015
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Jamila
Guest
Nov 3, 2015
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Victor Malima
Guest
Oct 31, 2015
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Maimuna
Guest
Oct 23, 2015
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Nyota
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Zubeida
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Sep 11, 2015
😂 Sharing right away!
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 7, 2015
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Sep 7, 2015
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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George Wanjala
Guest
Sep 5, 2015
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Aug 18, 2015
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Kijakazi
Guest
Aug 1, 2015
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jul 29, 2015
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jul 29, 2015
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Mwanais
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Mjaka
Guest
Jul 12, 2015
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jul 12, 2015
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Wande
Guest
Jun 29, 2015
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jun 29, 2015
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jun 27, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jun 24, 2015
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jun 12, 2015
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jun 12, 2015
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Kheri
Guest
Jun 10, 2015
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jun 3, 2015
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Hekima
Guest
May 31, 2015
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
May 19, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
May 19, 2015
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
May 16, 2015
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
May 15, 2015
🤣 This joke is just too good!
