Mchawi (Guest) on April 14, 2016

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 12, 2016

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 2, 2016

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Fadhili (Guest) on April 1, 2016

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 25, 2016

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Peter Mbise (Guest) on March 20, 2016

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on March 13, 2016

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Mustafa (Guest) on March 8, 2016

😆 I’m dying over here!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 4, 2016

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Sharifa (Guest) on February 16, 2016

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

John Mushi (Guest) on February 8, 2016

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Mwajuma (Guest) on February 1, 2016

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Anna Mchome (Guest) on January 27, 2016

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Rashid (Guest) on January 24, 2016

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Binti (Guest) on January 20, 2016

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Hashim (Guest) on December 31, 2015

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Mwinyi (Guest) on December 31, 2015

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 29, 2015

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Shamim (Guest) on December 27, 2015

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Nassor (Guest) on December 25, 2015

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Fadhila (Guest) on December 20, 2015

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 18, 2015

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Yusuf (Guest) on December 18, 2015

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Hassan (Guest) on December 16, 2015

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Samuel Were (Guest) on December 11, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Frank Macha (Guest) on December 7, 2015

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 5, 2015

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Nyota (Guest) on November 6, 2015

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Jamila (Guest) on November 3, 2015

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Victor Malima (Guest) on October 31, 2015

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Maimuna (Guest) on October 23, 2015

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Nyota (Guest) on October 21, 2015

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 3, 2015

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Zubeida (Guest) on September 23, 2015

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 11, 2015

😂 Sharing right away!

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 7, 2015

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 7, 2015

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

George Wanjala (Guest) on September 5, 2015

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 18, 2015

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Kijakazi (Guest) on August 1, 2015

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 29, 2015

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Grace Minja (Guest) on July 29, 2015

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 26, 2015

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 24, 2015

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Mwanais (Guest) on July 17, 2015

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Mjaka (Guest) on July 12, 2015

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 12, 2015

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Wande (Guest) on June 29, 2015

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 29, 2015

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 27, 2015

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Victor Malima (Guest) on June 24, 2015

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Anna Malela (Guest) on June 12, 2015

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 12, 2015

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Kheri (Guest) on June 10, 2015

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 3, 2015

😂 I’m saving this one!

Hekima (Guest) on May 31, 2015

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 19, 2015

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on May 19, 2015

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 16, 2015

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 15, 2015

🤣 This joke is just too good!