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Francis Mrope
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Binti
Guest
Mar 7, 2016
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Victor Malima
Guest
Mar 5, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Feb 28, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Feb 27, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Feb 27, 2016
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Feb 18, 2016
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Mustafa
Guest
Jan 31, 2016
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Leila
Guest
Jan 30, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Hekima
Guest
Jan 28, 2016
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jan 26, 2016
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 25, 2016
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Abdullah
Guest
Jan 20, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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James Malima
Guest
Jan 20, 2016
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Biashara
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Maneno
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
😄 Nailed it!
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Dec 17, 2015
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Neema
Guest
Dec 11, 2015
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Dec 5, 2015
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Nov 27, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Ibrahim
Guest
Nov 25, 2015
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Mustafa
Guest
Nov 10, 2015
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Nov 9, 2015
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Oct 31, 2015
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Oct 22, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Mtumwa
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
😁 This is gold!
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Oct 1, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Sep 18, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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John Kamande
Guest
Sep 15, 2015
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Sep 6, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Abdillah
Guest
Aug 18, 2015
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Aug 17, 2015
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Binti
Guest
Aug 13, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Aug 9, 2015
😆 Rolling on the floor!
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jul 25, 2015
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jul 22, 2015
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Kazija
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Mazrui
Guest
Jul 6, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jun 20, 2015
😂 So funny!
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jun 16, 2015
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Shamsa
Guest
Jun 12, 2015
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Shabani
Guest
May 29, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
May 20, 2015
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Moses Mwita
Guest
May 19, 2015
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Ann Awino
Guest
May 19, 2015
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
May 19, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
May 18, 2015
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Issack
Guest
May 8, 2015
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Robert Okello
Guest
May 6, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Apr 29, 2015
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
