Why do cowboys ride horses?

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on January 15, 2016

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

David Nyerere (Guest) on January 10, 2016

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 10, 2016

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Hassan (Guest) on January 10, 2016

😂 So funny!

Mjaka (Guest) on January 9, 2016

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Abubakar (Guest) on January 8, 2016

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 3, 2016

😅 I needed that!

Amani (Guest) on January 3, 2016

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Kazija (Guest) on December 25, 2015

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 13, 2015

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 25, 2015

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

David Chacha (Guest) on November 4, 2015

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Amani (Guest) on November 1, 2015

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Hekima (Guest) on November 1, 2015

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Khalifa (Guest) on October 30, 2015

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

James Mduma (Guest) on October 26, 2015

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

David Ochieng (Guest) on October 22, 2015

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 13, 2015

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 11, 2015

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Mwajabu (Guest) on October 9, 2015

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Khamis (Guest) on October 6, 2015

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 2, 2015

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 22, 2015

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 15, 2015

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 2, 2015

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Nassar (Guest) on August 29, 2015

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Daudi (Guest) on August 27, 2015

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Sofia (Guest) on August 4, 2015

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 2, 2015

😄 Nailed it!

Hawa (Guest) on August 2, 2015

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 25, 2015

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 23, 2015

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Mjaka (Guest) on July 10, 2015

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Hawa (Guest) on July 6, 2015

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Sofia (Guest) on July 5, 2015

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Umi (Guest) on July 2, 2015

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Chris Okello (Guest) on June 25, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 20, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 17, 2015

Thanks Ackyshine

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 13, 2015

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Nashon (Guest) on June 12, 2015

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 10, 2015

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 4, 2015

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 26, 2015

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 19, 2015

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Rashid (Guest) on May 19, 2015

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Mwalimu (Guest) on May 18, 2015

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 16, 2015

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 13, 2015

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 9, 2015

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Shabani (Guest) on May 1, 2015

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Shani (Guest) on April 29, 2015

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 28, 2015

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Sultan (Guest) on April 28, 2015

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on April 19, 2015

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 13, 2015

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Sarafina (Guest) on April 11, 2015

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Nassar (Guest) on April 5, 2015

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 22, 2015

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Bahati (Guest) on March 12, 2015

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️