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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

What do you call a left-handed dog?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

A southpaw-pawed pooch! 🐾😄

Explanation: This funny answer plays with the term "southpaw," which typically refers to a left-handed person in a sports context. By combining it with "pawed," we create a humorous term to describe our left-handed dog. The playful use of the emoji adds to the lighthearted tone, making the answer even more enjoyable.

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👥 Peter Mbise Guest Feb 23, 2015

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

👥 Kahina Guest Feb 17, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

👥 Daudi Guest Feb 14, 2015

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

👥 Zakia Guest Feb 5, 2015

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

👥 Linda Karimi Guest Feb 5, 2015

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

👥 James Kawawa Guest Feb 1, 2015

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

👥 Rose Amukowa Guest Jan 24, 2015

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

👥 Mary Kendi Guest Jan 20, 2015

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

👥 Hassan Guest Jan 12, 2015

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

👥 Rubea Guest Jan 11, 2015

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

👥 Victor Sokoine Guest Jan 7, 2015

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

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