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Where do polar bears vote?

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Polar "Bear"ctica! โ„๏ธ๐Ÿป


Explanation: Polar bears vote in "Bear"ctica because it's their icy homeland where they chill out and make important decisions. Just like us humans have our own countries to cast our votes, polar bears have their very own polar bear version of a voting place! ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜„

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Maulid (Guest) on February 24, 2015

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Mwafirika (Guest) on February 8, 2015

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ด

David Musyoka (Guest) on February 8, 2015

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐Ÿงฑ๐Ÿ˜Ž

George Wanjala (Guest) on February 7, 2015

How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐Ÿช๐ŸŽ‰

Khatib (Guest) on January 24, 2015

I donโ€™t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคช

Zainab (Guest) on January 22, 2015

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜†

Mchuma (Guest) on January 20, 2015

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ“ฐ

Abdillah (Guest) on January 16, 2015

Iโ€™m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐Ÿง ๐ŸŽง

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 15, 2015

Why couldnโ€™t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘€

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on January 5, 2015

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿบ

Mchuma (Guest) on January 5, 2015

Why donโ€™t oysters donate to charity? Because theyโ€™re shellfish! ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿ’ฐ

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