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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Date: July 3, 2023

Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! 🚲😄

Explanation: The play on words here is that "two-tired" sounds like "too tired." So, the bicycle couldn't stand up because it was exhausted from all the riding it had done! 🚲😴

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Aziza (Guest) on March 4, 2015

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on March 3, 2015

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 18, 2015

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on February 13, 2015

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Nassar (Guest) on February 13, 2015

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Zulekha (Guest) on February 8, 2015

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Ibrahim (Guest) on February 4, 2015

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Daniel Obura (Guest) on January 19, 2015

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 10, 2015

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Chiku (Guest) on January 9, 2015

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 7, 2015

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

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