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Amani
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Aug 29, 2023
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Nasra
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Aug 22, 2023
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Abdillah
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Aug 21, 2023
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Bahati
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Aug 20, 2023
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Aug 20, 2023
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Maneno
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Aug 18, 2023
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Moses Kipkemboi
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Aug 17, 2023
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Fredrick Mutiso
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Aug 15, 2023
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Zulekha
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Aug 9, 2023
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Janet Mwikali
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Jul 26, 2023
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Juma
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Jul 19, 2023
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Anna Kibwana
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Jul 13, 2023
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Mtumwa
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Jul 9, 2023
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jul 2, 2023
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Mwanais
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Jun 19, 2023
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Nyota
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May 29, 2023
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Daniel Obura
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May 16, 2023
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Stephen Kangethe
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May 12, 2023
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Arifa
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May 11, 2023
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Mchuma
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May 7, 2023
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Sekela
Guest
May 5, 2023
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
May 2, 2023
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Sultan
Guest
Apr 29, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Joyce Aoko
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Apr 28, 2023
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Philip Nyaga
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Apr 19, 2023
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Esther Cheruiyot
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Apr 5, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Apr 4, 2023
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Anna Sumari
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Mar 27, 2023
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Hassan
Guest
Mar 23, 2023
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Chum
Guest
Mar 13, 2023
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Leila
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Mar 8, 2023
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Zainab
Guest
Mar 8, 2023
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Mar 8, 2023
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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John Mwangi
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Mar 1, 2023
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Fatuma
Guest
Feb 12, 2023
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Raha
Guest
Jan 26, 2023
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Khalifa
Guest
Jan 22, 2023
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Chum
Guest
Jan 19, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Baridi
Guest
Jan 15, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jan 13, 2023
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Chris Okello
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Dec 30, 2022
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Kheri
Guest
Dec 22, 2022
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Nashon
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Dec 1, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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David Sokoine
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Nov 30, 2022
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Mchawi
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Nov 27, 2022
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Kiza
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Nov 26, 2022
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Rose Mwinuka
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Nov 19, 2022
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Alex Nakitare
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Nov 11, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Catherine Naliaka
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Nov 7, 2022
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Frank Macha
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Nov 5, 2022
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Rose Kiwanga
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Nov 4, 2022
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Nov 2, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Arifa
Guest
Oct 19, 2022
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Maulid
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Oct 16, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Abubakar
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Oct 4, 2022
😂 Gotta save this!
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Paul Ndomba
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Oct 3, 2022
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Sep 26, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Lucy Kimotho
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Sep 22, 2022
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
