What bird loves construction work?

Amani (Guest) on August 29, 2023

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Nasra (Guest) on August 22, 2023

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Abdillah (Guest) on August 21, 2023

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Bahati (Guest) on August 20, 2023

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 20, 2023

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Maneno (Guest) on August 18, 2023

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 17, 2023

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 15, 2023

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Zulekha (Guest) on August 9, 2023

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on July 26, 2023

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Juma (Guest) on July 19, 2023

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 13, 2023

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Mtumwa (Guest) on July 9, 2023

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 2, 2023

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Mwanais (Guest) on June 19, 2023

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Nyota (Guest) on May 29, 2023

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 16, 2023

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 12, 2023

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Arifa (Guest) on May 11, 2023

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Nchi (Guest) on May 9, 2023

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Mchuma (Guest) on May 7, 2023

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Sekela (Guest) on May 5, 2023

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 2, 2023

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Sultan (Guest) on April 29, 2023

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 28, 2023

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 19, 2023

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 5, 2023

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 4, 2023

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 27, 2023

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Hassan (Guest) on March 23, 2023

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Chum (Guest) on March 13, 2023

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Leila (Guest) on March 8, 2023

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Zainab (Guest) on March 8, 2023

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 8, 2023

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

John Mwangi (Guest) on March 1, 2023

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Fatuma (Guest) on February 12, 2023

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 6, 2023

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Raha (Guest) on January 26, 2023

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Khalifa (Guest) on January 22, 2023

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Chum (Guest) on January 19, 2023

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Baridi (Guest) on January 15, 2023

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 13, 2023

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Chris Okello (Guest) on December 30, 2022

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Kheri (Guest) on December 22, 2022

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Nashon (Guest) on December 1, 2022

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

David Sokoine (Guest) on November 30, 2022

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Mchawi (Guest) on November 27, 2022

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Kiza (Guest) on November 26, 2022

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 19, 2022

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 11, 2022

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 7, 2022

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Frank Macha (Guest) on November 5, 2022

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 4, 2022

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 2, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Arifa (Guest) on October 19, 2022

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Maulid (Guest) on October 16, 2022

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Abubakar (Guest) on October 4, 2022

😂 Gotta save this!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 3, 2022

😃 Instant mood boost!

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 26, 2022

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on September 22, 2022

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙