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Jane Malecela
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Nov 3, 2023
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ππ
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Alice Mwikali
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Oct 26, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
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Mwanaidha
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Oct 23, 2023
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! π
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Saidi
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Oct 18, 2023
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Oct 17, 2023
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
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Azima
Guest
Oct 15, 2023
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ππ΄
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Abdillah
Guest
Oct 11, 2023
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯
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Frank Macha
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Oct 6, 2023
If Cinderellaβs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? π π€
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Nancy Kabura
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Oct 4, 2023
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Oct 4, 2023
This joke deserves an award! π
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Oct 1, 2023
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Sep 29, 2023
Why donβt skeletons play music in church? Because they donβt have organs! βͺπΆ
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David Chacha
Guest
Sep 25, 2023
Why donβt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ππ
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Sep 20, 2023
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Sep 16, 2023
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
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Chum
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Sep 9, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iβd be rich... and probably still hungry. ππ΅
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Aug 26, 2023
π Can't stop laughing!
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Daudi
Guest
Aug 21, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Aug 10, 2023
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ππ€
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Aug 8, 2023
Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
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Khamis
Guest
Aug 6, 2023
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
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Mariam
Guest
Aug 1, 2023
π€£ This joke is just too good!
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Fatuma
Guest
Jul 24, 2023
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
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Azima
Guest
Jul 20, 2023
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
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Faiza
Guest
Jul 16, 2023
What do you call a bear thatβs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! π»π§οΈ
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Zubeida
Guest
Jul 9, 2023
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. πͺβ
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jul 6, 2023
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I needed that!
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Jackson Makori
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Jul 3, 2023
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
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Fatuma
Guest
Jun 24, 2023
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
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Monica Adhiambo
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Jun 11, 2023
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jun 3, 2023
π What a joke!
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Victor Kamau
Guest
May 19, 2023
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! π β½
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Mwanaidi
Guest
May 17, 2023
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
May 15, 2023
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
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Stephen Amollo
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May 13, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
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Zubeida
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May 9, 2023
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ππ€
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James Kimani
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May 8, 2023
I'd agree with you, but then weβd both be wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
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Baridi
Guest
May 7, 2023
π This is a keeper!
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Apr 30, 2023
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Apr 14, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
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George Ndungu
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Apr 13, 2023
Iβd agree with you but then weβd both be wrong. π€·ββοΈπ
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Kevin Maina
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Apr 8, 2023
π You got me!
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Apr 4, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Apr 3, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 26, 2023
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. π΄π
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Mar 14, 2023
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
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Fikiri
Guest
Mar 12, 2023
Iβm on a whiskey diet. Iβve lost three days already. π₯π
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Feb 20, 2023
You know youβre an adult when you get excited about things like βcleaning supplies.β π§Όπ
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Feb 9, 2023
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Feb 7, 2023
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
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Mashaka
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ππ¦ΈββοΈ
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Binti
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jan 31, 2023
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! π»π
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Omar
Guest
Jan 4, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! π₯π
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jan 1, 2023
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
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Lucy Wangui
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Dec 28, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ
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Rahma
Guest
Dec 9, 2022
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
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Sultan
Guest
Dec 7, 2022
Iβve got to remember this one for later! π
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Dec 6, 2022
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Dec 3, 2022
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
