Answer: Hay-fever! π€§π΄
Explanation: The doctor diagnosed the horse with hay-fever because horses love to eat hay, but this time it made the horse feel unwell. Just like humans who suffer from hay-fever, the horse had an allergic reaction to the hay! πΎ The funny part is that we usually associate hay-fever with humans, but this time, the horse caught it too! π
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π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
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This joke deserves an award! π
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π Can't stop laughing!
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Azima (Guest) on July 20, 2023
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Faiza (Guest) on July 16, 2023
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Zubeida (Guest) on July 9, 2023
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π I needed that!
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Baridi (Guest) on May 7, 2023
π This is a keeper!
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Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 20, 2023
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Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 9, 2023
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
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I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
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Binti (Guest) on February 6, 2023
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Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 31, 2023
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Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 1, 2023
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Rahma (Guest) on December 9, 2022
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
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Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 3, 2022
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