Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 19, 2023

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 14, 2023

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Warda (Guest) on August 12, 2023

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 10, 2023

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 8, 2023

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on August 5, 2023

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Nasra (Guest) on August 5, 2023

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Maulid (Guest) on August 1, 2023

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Hamida (Guest) on July 25, 2023

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Irene Akoth (Guest) on July 25, 2023

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 23, 2023

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Irene Makena (Guest) on July 21, 2023

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 16, 2023

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 14, 2023

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Makame (Guest) on July 14, 2023

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 30, 2023

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 29, 2023

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 23, 2023

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 16, 2023

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 12, 2023

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 30, 2023

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Majid (Guest) on May 8, 2023

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Bakari (Guest) on April 25, 2023

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Mhina (Guest) on April 15, 2023

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Farida (Guest) on April 12, 2023

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Zakaria (Guest) on April 10, 2023

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Ali (Guest) on March 26, 2023

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Jamal (Guest) on March 20, 2023

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Amir (Guest) on March 18, 2023

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 2, 2023

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Mwinyi (Guest) on February 28, 2023

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Nassar (Guest) on February 21, 2023

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 10, 2023

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 3, 2023

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Chris Okello (Guest) on January 28, 2023

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Maida (Guest) on January 23, 2023

🤣 This one got me good!

Hamida (Guest) on January 11, 2023

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Maneno (Guest) on January 10, 2023

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Sofia (Guest) on January 3, 2023

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Makame (Guest) on December 24, 2022

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 1, 2022

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on November 27, 2022

😆 I’m dying over here!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on November 21, 2022

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Kiza (Guest) on November 18, 2022

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Frank Macha (Guest) on November 10, 2022

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Halima (Guest) on November 1, 2022

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

John Mwangi (Guest) on October 29, 2022

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Josephine (Guest) on October 27, 2022

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 23, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Mustafa (Guest) on October 23, 2022

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Samuel Were (Guest) on October 20, 2022

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Asha (Guest) on October 12, 2022

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Daudi (Guest) on October 10, 2022

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Hawa (Guest) on October 10, 2022

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Issa (Guest) on October 7, 2022

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

John Kamande (Guest) on October 1, 2022

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Khamis (Guest) on October 1, 2022

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 25, 2022

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 22, 2022

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 19, 2022

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫