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Charles Mboje
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Sep 26, 2023
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
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Ruth Kibona
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Sep 19, 2023
I don't sweatβI sparkle! β¨π
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Philip Nyaga
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Sep 15, 2023
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ππ
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Agnes Lowassa
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Sep 11, 2023
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! π
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Betty Kimaro
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Sep 9, 2023
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
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David Nyerere
Guest
Aug 28, 2023
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ππ³
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John Mushi
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Aug 20, 2023
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnβt tried chocolate. π«π
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Mwanakhamis
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Aug 18, 2023
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π
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Monica Nyalandu
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Jul 20, 2023
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
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Edward Chepkoech
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Jul 20, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. π¦πΈ
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Christopher Oloo
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Jul 14, 2023
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πͺπ₯
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James Malima
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Jul 10, 2023
What do you call a bear thatβs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! π»π§οΈ
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 8, 2023
Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
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Joyce Aoko
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Jul 6, 2023
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
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Mashaka
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Jul 4, 2023
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! π¦π½οΈ
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Anna Mahiga
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Jun 21, 2023
π Iβm dying over here!
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Peter Otieno
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Jun 16, 2023
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ππ€
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Mariam
Guest
Jun 4, 2023
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
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Zainab
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Jun 1, 2023
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
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Masika
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May 21, 2023
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
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Moses Mwita
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May 20, 2023
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
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Victor Sokoine
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May 16, 2023
π This joke just made my day!
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Henry Mollel
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Apr 26, 2023
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
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Sarafina
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Apr 15, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
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Monica Lissu
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Mar 22, 2023
Whatβs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! π°π€
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Elijah Mutua
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Mar 14, 2023
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
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Jamila
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Feb 27, 2023
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
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Diana Mallya
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Feb 26, 2023
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€
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Amir
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Feb 16, 2023
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. π΅πΆββοΈ
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James Mduma
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Feb 9, 2023
π I need to save this one forever!
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Zakaria
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Jan 31, 2023
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
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John Mushi
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Jan 23, 2023
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jan 16, 2023
This joke deserves an award! π
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Stephen Malecela
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Jan 15, 2023
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
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Salma
Guest
Jan 15, 2023
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
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Janet Wambura
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Jan 5, 2023
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
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Maneno
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Jan 4, 2023
I donβt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donβt even know you.' Weβve been Facebook friends for two years! π±π
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Ann Awino
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Dec 30, 2022
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ππ
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 27, 2022
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
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Mariam Hassan
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Dec 26, 2022
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Dec 22, 2022
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ππ―
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Patrick Akech
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Dec 11, 2022
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
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Maulid
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Nov 26, 2022
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
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Paul Ndomba
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Nov 23, 2022
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
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Carol Nyakio
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Nov 21, 2022
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I had to share this with everyone!
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Nov 20, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
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Agnes Lowassa
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Nov 19, 2022
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨
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Nassar
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Nov 16, 2022
π Canβt stop laughing!
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Rabia
Guest
Nov 14, 2022
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
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Zawadi
Guest
Nov 11, 2022
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
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Dorothy Majaliwa
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Sep 29, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Sep 21, 2022
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Sep 15, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Sep 15, 2022
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Sep 13, 2022
π You got me good!
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Sep 12, 2022
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Sep 12, 2022
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! π‘π
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Michael Mboya
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Sep 3, 2022
If you canβt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ππ€―
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Sep 3, 2022
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
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George Ndungu
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Sep 2, 2022
If Cinderellaβs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? π π€