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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jul 6, 2023
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jul 4, 2023
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jul 2, 2023
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jun 27, 2023
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Rashid
Guest
Jun 27, 2023
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jun 19, 2023
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jun 15, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jun 15, 2023
🤣 This one’s fire!
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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George Mallya
Guest
May 27, 2023
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Sarafina
Guest
May 27, 2023
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Mwanahawa
Guest
May 26, 2023
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Shamsa
Guest
May 26, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Zulekha
Guest
May 22, 2023
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Grace Minja
Guest
May 20, 2023
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Azima
Guest
May 19, 2023
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Habiba
Guest
May 13, 2023
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
May 7, 2023
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Khamis
Guest
Apr 21, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Tambwe
Guest
Apr 21, 2023
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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David Nyerere
Guest
Apr 20, 2023
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Apr 18, 2023
Thanks Ackyshine
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Apr 14, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Apr 3, 2023
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Mar 29, 2023
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Mar 11, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Mar 8, 2023
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Feb 22, 2023
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Feb 19, 2023
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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John Mushi
Guest
Feb 19, 2023
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Feb 8, 2023
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Sekela
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jan 29, 2023
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jan 27, 2023
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jan 11, 2023
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jan 9, 2023
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Wande
Guest
Jan 8, 2023
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Rehema
Guest
Dec 31, 2022
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Dec 29, 2022
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Dec 27, 2022
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Dec 23, 2022
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Dec 11, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Dec 5, 2022
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Nov 9, 2022
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Nov 6, 2022
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Oct 31, 2022
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Oct 15, 2022
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Saidi
Guest
Oct 11, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Arifa
Guest
Oct 8, 2022
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Oct 4, 2022
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Husna
Guest
Sep 18, 2022
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Jamal
Guest
Sep 16, 2022
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Sep 13, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Mashaka
Guest
Sep 5, 2022
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Aug 21, 2022
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Aug 16, 2022
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Aug 10, 2022
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Aug 5, 2022
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Aug 4, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Mwinyi
Guest
Aug 4, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
