What’s black and white over and over again?

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 28, 2023

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 25, 2023

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Maulid (Guest) on August 9, 2023

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 18, 2023

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Hekima (Guest) on July 14, 2023

😃 Instant mood boost!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 11, 2023

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 9, 2023

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 23, 2023

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 21, 2023

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Hassan (Guest) on June 17, 2023

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 12, 2023

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Zubeida (Guest) on June 4, 2023

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 3, 2023

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Jaffar (Guest) on June 3, 2023

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 30, 2023

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on May 25, 2023

Thanks Ackyshine

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 24, 2023

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Nancy Komba (Guest) on May 23, 2023

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Shani (Guest) on May 22, 2023

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Maimuna (Guest) on May 21, 2023

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Zawadi (Guest) on May 17, 2023

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 10, 2023

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 4, 2023

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on April 29, 2023

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 25, 2023

😅 I needed that!

Hawa (Guest) on March 15, 2023

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Nyota (Guest) on March 11, 2023

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Fadhila (Guest) on February 20, 2023

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Sekela (Guest) on February 13, 2023

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Robert Okello (Guest) on February 8, 2023

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 3, 2023

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 24, 2023

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 22, 2023

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on December 27, 2022

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Nassar (Guest) on December 20, 2022

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Mwanaidi (Guest) on December 15, 2022

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 13, 2022

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 10, 2022

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

James Mduma (Guest) on December 9, 2022

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 21, 2022

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Mwanais (Guest) on October 17, 2022

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

David Sokoine (Guest) on October 1, 2022

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Irene Makena (Guest) on September 28, 2022

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Jabir (Guest) on September 23, 2022

😅 I’m still laughing!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 21, 2022

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Husna (Guest) on September 20, 2022

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 11, 2022

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

John Mwangi (Guest) on August 28, 2022

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Jane Muthui (Guest) on August 26, 2022

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 25, 2022

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Furaha (Guest) on August 25, 2022

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 17, 2022

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 15, 2022

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 27, 2022

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 18, 2022

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 11, 2022

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Joy Wacera (Guest) on July 11, 2022

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 5, 2022

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on June 24, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 12, 2022

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊