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Tambwe
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Sep 17, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Ndoto
Guest
Sep 14, 2023
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Faiza
Guest
Sep 11, 2023
😂 I’m dying!
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Ibrahim
Guest
Sep 8, 2023
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Baridi
Guest
Aug 25, 2023
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Mgeni
Guest
Aug 21, 2023
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Aug 17, 2023
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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James Mduma
Guest
Aug 15, 2023
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Mchawi
Guest
Aug 15, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Leila
Guest
Aug 8, 2023
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jul 27, 2023
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Sekela
Guest
Jul 26, 2023
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jul 24, 2023
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jul 21, 2023
😄 Nailed it!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jul 21, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jul 12, 2023
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Fadhili
Guest
Jul 12, 2023
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Leila
Guest
Jun 24, 2023
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jun 20, 2023
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jun 7, 2023
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jun 6, 2023
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
May 29, 2023
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
May 20, 2023
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
May 20, 2023
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Faiza
Guest
May 17, 2023
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Ibrahim
Guest
May 8, 2023
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Nancy Komba
Guest
May 4, 2023
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Abdillah
Guest
Apr 30, 2023
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Apr 26, 2023
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Shani
Guest
Apr 26, 2023
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Apr 24, 2023
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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John Mushi
Guest
Apr 24, 2023
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Nashon
Guest
Apr 16, 2023
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Apr 14, 2023
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Nashon
Guest
Mar 20, 2023
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Sarafina
Guest
Mar 19, 2023
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Mar 15, 2023
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Kheri
Guest
Mar 8, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Mar 7, 2023
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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George Mallya
Guest
Mar 3, 2023
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Feb 23, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Bahati
Guest
Feb 22, 2023
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Salma
Guest
Feb 20, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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John Mushi
Guest
Feb 9, 2023
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Feb 8, 2023
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Issa
Guest
Jan 30, 2023
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jan 28, 2023
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jan 22, 2023
😂 So funny!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jan 17, 2023
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jan 12, 2023
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Nassor
Guest
Dec 29, 2022
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Dec 26, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Dec 21, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Victor Malima
Guest
Dec 7, 2022
🤣 Pure genius!
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Dec 7, 2022
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Mwanais
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Rubea
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
