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Why did the robber take a shower?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Short Answer: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway! 🚿😄
Explanation: The robber took a shower because he thought that by getting squeaky clean, he could wash away any evidence and leave no trace behind. Little did he know that his plan would be foiled by the clever detectives who were hot on his trail! But hey, at least he smelled nice while being caught! 🧐🚔
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