Why did the skeleton cross the road?

Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 10, 2023

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Neema (Guest) on November 10, 2023

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Alice Jebet (Guest) on November 2, 2023

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Chum (Guest) on November 1, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 26, 2023

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Mustafa (Guest) on October 25, 2023

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 19, 2023

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Mjaka (Guest) on October 9, 2023

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Victor Malima (Guest) on October 4, 2023

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Kahina (Guest) on September 30, 2023

😃 Instant mood boost!

Hassan (Guest) on September 25, 2023

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Shabani (Guest) on September 19, 2023

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 16, 2023

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Fadhili (Guest) on September 3, 2023

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Abdillah (Guest) on August 30, 2023

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Athumani (Guest) on August 30, 2023

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 29, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Hashim (Guest) on August 28, 2023

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 15, 2023

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 7, 2023

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Mwanais (Guest) on July 30, 2023

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 27, 2023

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Nchi (Guest) on July 23, 2023

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 6, 2023

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 3, 2023

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 1, 2023

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

John Lissu (Guest) on June 22, 2023

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 12, 2023

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Yahya (Guest) on June 2, 2023

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 1, 2023

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Zainab (Guest) on May 29, 2023

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 22, 2023

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 17, 2023

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 15, 2023

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Mwagonda (Guest) on May 13, 2023

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Irene Makena (Guest) on May 13, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Amina (Guest) on May 6, 2023

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 4, 2023

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Mhina (Guest) on April 23, 2023

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 12, 2023

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Nasra (Guest) on April 11, 2023

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on April 8, 2023

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

James Kawawa (Guest) on April 3, 2023

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 15, 2023

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on March 13, 2023

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 26, 2023

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on February 8, 2023

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 6, 2023

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on February 6, 2023

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on February 5, 2023

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 31, 2023

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Kahina (Guest) on January 31, 2023

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 28, 2023

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

David Nyerere (Guest) on January 27, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Amani (Guest) on January 23, 2023

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 18, 2023

😆 Bookmarking this!

Zainab (Guest) on January 10, 2023

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 5, 2023

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Mjaka (Guest) on January 5, 2023

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 25, 2022

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!