Why are fish so smart?

Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 18, 2023

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 16, 2023

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Fatuma (Guest) on September 15, 2023

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Rahim (Guest) on September 5, 2023

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 1, 2023

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 16, 2023

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on August 12, 2023

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Hashim (Guest) on August 7, 2023

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Nassor (Guest) on August 5, 2023

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Mgeni (Guest) on August 2, 2023

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 30, 2023

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Jamila (Guest) on July 29, 2023

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Issa (Guest) on July 22, 2023

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Hamida (Guest) on July 15, 2023

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

John Kamande (Guest) on July 3, 2023

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Zakaria (Guest) on July 1, 2023

😆 Saving this one!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 24, 2023

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 22, 2023

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 14, 2023

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Nchi (Guest) on June 7, 2023

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 6, 2023

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 1, 2023

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Kiza (Guest) on May 30, 2023

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Zawadi (Guest) on May 24, 2023

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 23, 2023

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 17, 2023

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Masika (Guest) on May 12, 2023

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Mtumwa (Guest) on May 11, 2023

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on May 11, 2023

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 7, 2023

😂 This is too funny!

David Nyerere (Guest) on April 21, 2023

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 20, 2023

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Ann Awino (Guest) on April 15, 2023

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 14, 2023

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 13, 2023

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 13, 2023

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Mashaka (Guest) on April 6, 2023

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 2, 2023

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Salma (Guest) on April 2, 2023

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Mohamed (Guest) on March 31, 2023

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Warda (Guest) on March 24, 2023

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 25, 2023

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on February 23, 2023

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on February 18, 2023

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Khadija (Guest) on February 15, 2023

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Samuel Were (Guest) on February 3, 2023

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mwajabu (Guest) on January 30, 2023

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 21, 2023

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Athumani (Guest) on January 13, 2023

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 7, 2023

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Kazija (Guest) on January 5, 2023

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 3, 2023

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 20, 2022

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Halimah (Guest) on December 13, 2022

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Kevin Maina (Guest) on November 30, 2022

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Sofia (Guest) on October 31, 2022

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Ahmed (Guest) on October 20, 2022

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 16, 2022

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Yusra (Guest) on October 13, 2022

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Frank Macha (Guest) on October 12, 2022

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄