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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 7, 2022
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Josephine
Guest
Oct 3, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 1, 2022
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Binti
Guest
Sep 30, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 20, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Sep 20, 2022
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Fadhili
Guest
Aug 24, 2022
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Aug 23, 2022
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Aug 14, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Yahya
Guest
Aug 7, 2022
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Aug 2, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Mustafa
Guest
Jul 31, 2022
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Abdullah
Guest
Jul 30, 2022
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jun 23, 2022
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jun 18, 2022
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Jamila
Guest
Jun 16, 2022
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jun 10, 2022
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jun 9, 2022
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
May 17, 2022
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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David Nyerere
Guest
May 11, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
May 7, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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David Ochieng
Guest
May 4, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Apr 16, 2022
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Mar 29, 2022
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Masika
Guest
Mar 23, 2022
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Mar 23, 2022
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Khalifa
Guest
Mar 23, 2022
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Mar 17, 2022
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Mar 15, 2022
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Mar 1, 2022
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Feb 28, 2022
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Feb 10, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Feb 9, 2022
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jan 29, 2022
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jan 23, 2022
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Kazija
Guest
Jan 22, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Kheri
Guest
Jan 15, 2022
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Yusra
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jan 1, 2022
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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John Kamande
Guest
Dec 27, 2021
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Dec 25, 2021
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Dec 24, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Dec 18, 2021
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Salum
Guest
Dec 15, 2021
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Dec 9, 2021
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Dec 6, 2021
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Nov 27, 2021
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Nov 16, 2021
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Ndoto
Guest
Oct 27, 2021
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Oct 9, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Sarafina
Guest
Sep 28, 2021
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Sep 20, 2021
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Khadija
Guest
Sep 20, 2021
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Wande
Guest
Sep 18, 2021
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Salma
Guest
Sep 12, 2021
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Aug 23, 2021
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Aug 18, 2021
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Aug 17, 2021
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Aug 16, 2021
🤣 This joke is just too good!
