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Hashim
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Feb 1, 2023
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Maneno
Guest
Jan 29, 2023
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jan 16, 2023
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Nassar
Guest
Jan 13, 2023
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jan 1, 2023
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Halimah
Guest
Dec 11, 2022
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Dec 9, 2022
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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James Kimani
Guest
Dec 7, 2022
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Jamila
Guest
Dec 7, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Nov 22, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Oct 29, 2022
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Oct 28, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Frank Macha
Guest
Oct 12, 2022
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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David Ochieng
Guest
Sep 29, 2022
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Hamida
Guest
Sep 18, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Sep 10, 2022
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Aug 29, 2022
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 21, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 2, 2022
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Tambwe
Guest
Aug 1, 2022
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Khalifa
Guest
Jul 30, 2022
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jul 29, 2022
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jul 15, 2022
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Ahmed
Guest
Jul 10, 2022
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Zakaria
Guest
Jun 21, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jun 18, 2022
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Maida
Guest
Jun 1, 2022
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
May 27, 2022
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Maimuna
Guest
May 18, 2022
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
May 10, 2022
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Amina
Guest
May 8, 2022
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
May 3, 2022
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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James Mduma
Guest
Apr 28, 2022
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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David Musyoka
Guest
Apr 25, 2022
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Mwachumu
Guest
Apr 24, 2022
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Peter Mugendi
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Apr 24, 2022
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Apr 10, 2022
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 9, 2022
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Apr 6, 2022
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Khamis
Guest
Apr 6, 2022
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Hassan
Guest
Apr 2, 2022
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Bakari
Guest
Mar 29, 2022
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Sultan
Guest
Mar 11, 2022
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Mar 5, 2022
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Feb 12, 2022
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Tambwe
Guest
Feb 8, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Issack
Guest
Feb 5, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Faiza
Guest
Feb 5, 2022
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Samuel Were
Guest
Feb 3, 2022
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Tabu
Guest
Jan 29, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jan 27, 2022
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jan 23, 2022
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jan 21, 2022
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jan 19, 2022
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Salma
Guest
Jan 19, 2022
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Aziza
Guest
Jan 17, 2022
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Mchuma
Guest
Jan 11, 2022
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Zulekha
Guest
Jan 4, 2022
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
