What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 8, 2022

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 21, 2022

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Faiza (Guest) on September 20, 2022

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Ali (Guest) on September 2, 2022

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Azima (Guest) on September 2, 2022

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Baraka (Guest) on September 2, 2022

😂 This joke just made my day!

Fadhili (Guest) on August 27, 2022

🤣 Sending this now!

Abdillah (Guest) on August 24, 2022

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Sekela (Guest) on August 7, 2022

😄 Perfect joke!

Ann Awino (Guest) on July 30, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 28, 2022

😂 Can't stop laughing!

George Tenga (Guest) on July 11, 2022

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Chum (Guest) on June 23, 2022

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 22, 2022

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

James Mduma (Guest) on June 19, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 12, 2022

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Farida (Guest) on June 11, 2022

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 10, 2022

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Mwachumu (Guest) on June 3, 2022

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on May 30, 2022

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 18, 2022

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 7, 2022

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Asha (Guest) on May 7, 2022

😁 This just made my day!

Halima (Guest) on May 6, 2022

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Makame (Guest) on April 28, 2022

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 26, 2022

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Amir (Guest) on April 20, 2022

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Zawadi (Guest) on April 17, 2022

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Rahma (Guest) on April 9, 2022

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 8, 2022

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Halima (Guest) on April 8, 2022

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Fikiri (Guest) on April 6, 2022

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Jaffar (Guest) on April 1, 2022

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 26, 2022

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Nyota (Guest) on March 25, 2022

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 2, 2022

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Umi (Guest) on February 12, 2022

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Selemani (Guest) on February 11, 2022

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 11, 2022

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Nasra (Guest) on January 31, 2022

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 18, 2022

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Arifa (Guest) on January 11, 2022

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 7, 2022

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Sarafina (Guest) on January 3, 2022

😆 That punchline!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 16, 2021

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 15, 2021

😄 What a joke!

Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 22, 2021

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Sofia (Guest) on November 20, 2021

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 16, 2021

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 16, 2021

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 11, 2021

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Issack (Guest) on November 9, 2021

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 6, 2021

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Sumaya (Guest) on November 4, 2021

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Kheri (Guest) on November 4, 2021

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Mwagonda (Guest) on October 30, 2021

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Zakia (Guest) on October 23, 2021

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 13, 2021

😂 This is a keeper!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 10, 2021

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 9, 2021

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤