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Elizabeth Mtei
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Jul 26, 2022
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Nahida
Guest
Jul 17, 2022
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Mhina
Guest
Jul 14, 2022
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jun 28, 2022
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Maimuna
Guest
Jun 27, 2022
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Jabir
Guest
Jun 17, 2022
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Mohamed
Guest
Jun 15, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Nasra
Guest
Jun 14, 2022
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jun 13, 2022
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jun 13, 2022
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Mohamed
Guest
Jun 7, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jun 6, 2022
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
May 22, 2022
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
May 17, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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George Ndungu
Guest
May 16, 2022
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
May 2, 2022
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Apr 18, 2022
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Arifa
Guest
Apr 16, 2022
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Apr 9, 2022
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Apr 5, 2022
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Jamila
Guest
Mar 25, 2022
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Kiza
Guest
Mar 19, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Mar 11, 2022
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Mar 7, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Feb 27, 2022
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Irene Makena
Guest
Feb 27, 2022
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Athumani
Guest
Feb 22, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Feb 10, 2022
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Aziza
Guest
Feb 9, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Farida
Guest
Feb 8, 2022
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Khamis
Guest
Jan 29, 2022
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Abubakari
Guest
Jan 16, 2022
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Hassan
Guest
Jan 13, 2022
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Nassar
Guest
Jan 6, 2022
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jan 2, 2022
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Dec 28, 2021
😁 This just made my day!
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Dec 20, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Husna
Guest
Dec 17, 2021
😆 This one really got me!
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Dec 16, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Dec 2, 2021
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Nov 17, 2021
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Hashim
Guest
Nov 15, 2021
😄 Nailed it!
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Nov 4, 2021
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 27, 2021
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Mhina
Guest
Oct 18, 2021
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Latifa
Guest
Oct 15, 2021
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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James Kimani
Guest
Oct 7, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Oct 2, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 30, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Tabu
Guest
Sep 23, 2021
Thanks Ackyshine
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Sep 16, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Aug 29, 2021
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Khalifa
Guest
Aug 15, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Aug 14, 2021
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Aug 9, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Daudi
Guest
Aug 9, 2021
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Aug 8, 2021
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Sofia
Guest
Aug 6, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Maimuna
Guest
Aug 4, 2021
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
