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Mary Kendi
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Sep 24, 2022
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Zulekha
Guest
Sep 23, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 27, 2022
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Aug 25, 2022
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Aug 24, 2022
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Aug 19, 2022
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Aug 14, 2022
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Ndoto
Guest
Jul 26, 2022
😄 You got me good!
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jul 24, 2022
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Hekima
Guest
Jul 18, 2022
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jul 4, 2022
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 3, 2022
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Nuru
Guest
Jun 29, 2022
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jun 17, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jun 6, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Biashara
Guest
May 31, 2022
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
May 29, 2022
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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James Malima
Guest
May 13, 2022
😂 This is a keeper!
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Maulid
Guest
May 11, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Zakia
Guest
May 6, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
May 5, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
May 1, 2022
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Kazija
Guest
Apr 27, 2022
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 31, 2022
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Chris Okello
Guest
Mar 23, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Khadija
Guest
Mar 16, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Mar 16, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Mar 11, 2022
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Feb 24, 2022
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Feb 12, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Nassor
Guest
Feb 9, 2022
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Feb 6, 2022
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jan 31, 2022
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Fikiri
Guest
Jan 19, 2022
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jan 13, 2022
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Khamis
Guest
Jan 6, 2022
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Abdillah
Guest
Jan 5, 2022
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 22, 2021
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Dec 16, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Daudi
Guest
Dec 12, 2021
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Dec 12, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Dec 3, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Ann Awino
Guest
Nov 21, 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Nov 10, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Nov 7, 2021
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Oct 31, 2021
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Oct 28, 2021
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Sep 28, 2021
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Rukia
Guest
Sep 24, 2021
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Mwachumu
Guest
Sep 20, 2021
😂 I’m dying!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Sep 18, 2021
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Abdullah
Guest
Sep 12, 2021
😆 That punchline!
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Sep 7, 2021
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Latifa
Guest
Sep 7, 2021
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Aug 26, 2021
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Mtumwa
Guest
Aug 26, 2021
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Jabir
Guest
Aug 25, 2021
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Aug 24, 2021
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
