I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Francis Njeru
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Jul 21, 2022
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jul 20, 2022
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Fatuma
Guest
Jul 17, 2022
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jul 5, 2022
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jul 4, 2022
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jun 24, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jun 24, 2022
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jun 23, 2022
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jun 12, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jun 9, 2022
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jun 4, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Hassan
Guest
Jun 4, 2022
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Hekima
Guest
Jun 2, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
May 30, 2022
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Fadhila
Guest
May 27, 2022
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Zawadi
Guest
May 16, 2022
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Mwachumu
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May 15, 2022
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
May 9, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
May 2, 2022
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
May 2, 2022
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Jafari
Guest
Apr 27, 2022
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Apr 23, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Apr 19, 2022
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Kiza
Guest
Apr 10, 2022
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 6, 2022
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Anna Malela
Guest
Mar 29, 2022
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Sumaya
Guest
Mar 19, 2022
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Mar 15, 2022
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Mar 12, 2022
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 11, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Sekela
Guest
Feb 14, 2022
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Muslima
Guest
Feb 14, 2022
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Rahma
Guest
Feb 9, 2022
😄 What a joke!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jan 29, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jan 19, 2022
😂 This is too funny!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jan 17, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Kassim
Guest
Jan 15, 2022
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jan 13, 2022
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jan 4, 2022
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jan 2, 2022
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Dec 23, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Zubeida
Guest
Dec 22, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Dec 11, 2021
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Irene Makena
Guest
Nov 25, 2021
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Ibrahim
Guest
Nov 11, 2021
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 10, 2021
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Sharifa
Guest
Nov 7, 2021
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Oct 28, 2021
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Zakia
Guest
Oct 2, 2021
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Hamida
Guest
Sep 27, 2021
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Raha
Guest
Sep 21, 2021
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Anna Malela
Guest
Sep 21, 2021
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Sep 18, 2021
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Sep 15, 2021
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Sep 11, 2021
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Safiya
Guest
Sep 7, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Sep 2, 2021
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Sep 1, 2021
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 29, 2021
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
