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Mwagonda
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Feb 9, 2023
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Feb 4, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
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Mwanais
Guest
Feb 1, 2023
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jan 28, 2023
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jan 24, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Mchawi
Guest
Jan 20, 2023
๐ Rolling on the floor!
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Neema
Guest
Jan 1, 2023
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jan 1, 2023
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
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Sharifa
Guest
Dec 15, 2022
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
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Tabu
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
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I needed that!
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George Wanjala
Guest
Nov 9, 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
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Ibrahim
Guest
Nov 1, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
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Mohamed
Guest
Oct 19, 2022
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
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Arifa
Guest
Oct 9, 2022
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
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Bakari
Guest
Sep 27, 2022
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 25, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Sep 25, 2022
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Sep 20, 2022
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
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Kahina
Guest
Sep 15, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐
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Maulid
Guest
Sep 15, 2022
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Sep 13, 2022
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Sep 11, 2022
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
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Mwinyi
Guest
Aug 30, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Aug 26, 2022
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
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Ibrahim
Guest
Aug 19, 2022
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Aug 6, 2022
๐ Pure comedy gold!
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Fadhili
Guest
Aug 2, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Arifa
Guest
Jul 27, 2022
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Selemani
Guest
Jul 18, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
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Rashid
Guest
Jul 17, 2022
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jul 13, 2022
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
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Zulekha
Guest
Jul 4, 2022
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
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Zakia
Guest
Jul 2, 2022
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
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Muslima
Guest
Jun 14, 2022
๐ Sharing right away!
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jun 11, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
May 26, 2022
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
May 22, 2022
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
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Shabani
Guest
May 18, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Apr 24, 2022
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Apr 22, 2022
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I had to share this with everyone!
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Tambwe
Guest
Apr 21, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Apr 10, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Apr 7, 2022
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Mar 31, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Mar 31, 2022
๐ You got me!
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Azima
Guest
Mar 11, 2022
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
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Nassar
Guest
Mar 4, 2022
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Mar 2, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
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Mazrui
Guest
Mar 1, 2022
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Feb 18, 2022
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
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Zuhura
Guest
Feb 17, 2022
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Feb 15, 2022
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Feb 11, 2022
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
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Kheri
Guest
Feb 4, 2022
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jan 25, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 23, 2022
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jan 17, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
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Kheri
Guest
Jan 2, 2022
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
