What kind of weather does a turkey like?

Makame (Guest) on October 26, 2022

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on October 19, 2022

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on October 18, 2022

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Grace Minja (Guest) on October 4, 2022

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 28, 2022

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Charles Mrope (Guest) on September 25, 2022

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Nashon (Guest) on September 21, 2022

😆 Saving this one!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 13, 2022

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Nasra (Guest) on September 11, 2022

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Daudi (Guest) on September 10, 2022

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 27, 2022

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

David Kawawa (Guest) on August 23, 2022

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 17, 2022

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Habiba (Guest) on August 11, 2022

😄 You got me good!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on July 31, 2022

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 26, 2022

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Mwakisu (Guest) on July 18, 2022

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 7, 2022

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Amina (Guest) on June 30, 2022

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 28, 2022

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on June 26, 2022

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 20, 2022

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 18, 2022

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 16, 2022

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Hashim (Guest) on June 4, 2022

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Sarafina (Guest) on May 29, 2022

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 21, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 19, 2022

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Fikiri (Guest) on May 11, 2022

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

James Kawawa (Guest) on May 1, 2022

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Anna Malela (Guest) on April 28, 2022

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on April 25, 2022

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 22, 2022

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Hawa (Guest) on April 21, 2022

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Ali (Guest) on April 10, 2022

😂 This is a keeper!

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 7, 2022

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Jamila (Guest) on April 3, 2022

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 20, 2022

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Amir (Guest) on March 18, 2022

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on March 13, 2022

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Azima (Guest) on March 5, 2022

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Zainab (Guest) on March 4, 2022

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Mwafirika (Guest) on March 4, 2022

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 26, 2022

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Grace Mligo (Guest) on February 18, 2022

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on February 16, 2022

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 13, 2022

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 12, 2022

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on February 9, 2022

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Biashara (Guest) on February 5, 2022

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Mtumwa (Guest) on February 3, 2022

🤣 This joke is too good!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 1, 2022

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 31, 2022

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 29, 2022

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Tambwe (Guest) on January 24, 2022

😄 Nailed it!

Khalifa (Guest) on January 22, 2022

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 19, 2022

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 18, 2022

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 17, 2022

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Amir (Guest) on January 15, 2022

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️