What’s a librarian’s favorite type of bait when fishing?

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 26, 2022

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on October 23, 2022

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 19, 2022

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Husna (Guest) on October 18, 2022

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 4, 2022

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Ibrahim (Guest) on September 22, 2022

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 17, 2022

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 7, 2022

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 5, 2022

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

David Sokoine (Guest) on September 2, 2022

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Yusuf (Guest) on September 1, 2022

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 28, 2022

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Victor Malima (Guest) on August 18, 2022

😆 That punchline was epic!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 14, 2022

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 14, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Ramadhan (Guest) on August 9, 2022

😆 This one really got me!

Zakaria (Guest) on August 8, 2022

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 26, 2022

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 24, 2022

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Biashara (Guest) on July 22, 2022

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Kijakazi (Guest) on July 22, 2022

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 8, 2022

😁 This is gold!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 29, 2022

🤣 Pure genius!

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 28, 2022

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Latifa (Guest) on June 23, 2022

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 15, 2022

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 10, 2022

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 3, 2022

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Daudi (Guest) on May 16, 2022

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 8, 2022

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Umi (Guest) on May 6, 2022

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on April 30, 2022

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Umi (Guest) on April 24, 2022

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Fatuma (Guest) on April 12, 2022

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 10, 2022

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Warda (Guest) on March 30, 2022

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 27, 2022

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 25, 2022

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Hashim (Guest) on February 26, 2022

🤣 This one’s fire!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on February 24, 2022

😁 This made my day!

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on February 20, 2022

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Jaffar (Guest) on February 18, 2022

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Fikiri (Guest) on February 15, 2022

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 28, 2022

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 28, 2022

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 14, 2022

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Majid (Guest) on January 11, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Sarafina (Guest) on January 10, 2022

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 7, 2022

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 30, 2021

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Maneno (Guest) on December 28, 2021

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 21, 2021

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Zuhura (Guest) on December 14, 2021

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 13, 2021

Thanks Ackyshine

Kazija (Guest) on November 23, 2021

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Shamsa (Guest) on November 17, 2021

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Rubea (Guest) on November 2, 2021

😆 Bookmarking this!

Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 30, 2021

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 29, 2021

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 28, 2021

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️