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Michael Onyango
Guest
Nov 3, 2022
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Oct 25, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Yusra
Guest
Oct 24, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 13, 2022
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Yusuf
Guest
Oct 10, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Zawadi
Guest
Oct 8, 2022
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Nuru
Guest
Sep 25, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Mwakisu
Guest
Sep 8, 2022
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Aug 20, 2022
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Safiya
Guest
Jul 30, 2022
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Maimuna
Guest
Jul 22, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 21, 2022
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jul 17, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Zainab
Guest
Jul 12, 2022
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jun 26, 2022
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Tabu
Guest
Jun 23, 2022
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Hassan
Guest
Jun 17, 2022
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Abdillah
Guest
Jun 15, 2022
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jun 2, 2022
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Nahida
Guest
May 24, 2022
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Husna
Guest
May 23, 2022
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Paul Kamau
Guest
May 22, 2022
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Sofia
Guest
May 22, 2022
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
May 21, 2022
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Nuru
Guest
May 18, 2022
😄 What a joke!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
May 16, 2022
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Salum
Guest
May 16, 2022
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Violet Mumo
Guest
May 16, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
May 12, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Francis Mrope
Guest
May 5, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Abdillah
Guest
Apr 14, 2022
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Azima
Guest
Apr 9, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Mar 30, 2022
🤣 This one got me good!
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Mchawi
Guest
Mar 27, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Mar 6, 2022
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Biashara
Guest
Feb 27, 2022
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Feb 25, 2022
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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George Tenga
Guest
Feb 24, 2022
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Feb 20, 2022
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Feb 18, 2022
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Yusra
Guest
Feb 9, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Nahida
Guest
Feb 7, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jan 28, 2022
😄 You got me good!
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Shamsa
Guest
Jan 24, 2022
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Leila
Guest
Jan 21, 2022
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jan 18, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jan 14, 2022
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jan 12, 2022
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Dec 28, 2021
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Dec 16, 2021
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Dec 16, 2021
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Dec 8, 2021
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Nov 5, 2021
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Mchawi
Guest
Nov 2, 2021
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Oct 31, 2021
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Nyota
Guest
Oct 29, 2021
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Nyota
Guest
Oct 27, 2021
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Oct 26, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Oct 22, 2021
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Binti
Guest
Oct 19, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
