Where do polar bears keep their money?

Tambwe (Guest) on November 26, 2022

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Rose Waithera (Guest) on November 19, 2022

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on November 14, 2022

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

George Mallya (Guest) on November 8, 2022

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on November 5, 2022

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Josephine (Guest) on October 16, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Samuel Were (Guest) on October 15, 2022

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

David Kawawa (Guest) on October 13, 2022

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 8, 2022

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Aziza (Guest) on October 5, 2022

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 3, 2022

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on September 21, 2022

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Jamal (Guest) on September 18, 2022

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 17, 2022

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

James Kimani (Guest) on September 16, 2022

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 8, 2022

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Mchawi (Guest) on September 8, 2022

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Ali (Guest) on September 4, 2022

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Rahma (Guest) on September 3, 2022

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Anna Malela (Guest) on August 25, 2022

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Husna (Guest) on August 22, 2022

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 22, 2022

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 13, 2022

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

David Kawawa (Guest) on August 9, 2022

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 22, 2022

😄 You got me good!

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 22, 2022

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 17, 2022

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Issack (Guest) on June 30, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Leila (Guest) on June 22, 2022

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Salima (Guest) on June 19, 2022

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Farida (Guest) on June 17, 2022

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Ali (Guest) on June 10, 2022

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Nashon (Guest) on June 8, 2022

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

John Mushi (Guest) on May 26, 2022

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 9, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 8, 2022

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Ibrahim (Guest) on May 4, 2022

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Fadhili (Guest) on May 2, 2022

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 22, 2022

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 16, 2022

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 16, 2022

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on April 9, 2022

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 1, 2022

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Maimuna (Guest) on March 23, 2022

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 23, 2022

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 23, 2022

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Sofia (Guest) on March 14, 2022

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Mwajabu (Guest) on March 3, 2022

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 23, 2022

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on February 7, 2022

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 3, 2022

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 2, 2022

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 1, 2022

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 30, 2022

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 23, 2022

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on January 20, 2022

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Jamal (Guest) on January 19, 2022

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 19, 2022

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 13, 2022

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 12, 2022

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨