Why did the book join the police force?

Nassar (Guest) on October 1, 2022

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on September 30, 2022

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 21, 2022

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on September 16, 2022

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 14, 2022

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Sultan (Guest) on September 5, 2022

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Furaha (Guest) on August 28, 2022

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 22, 2022

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 11, 2022

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 10, 2022

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 2, 2022

😆 Totally hilarious!

Issack (Guest) on July 26, 2022

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Amina (Guest) on July 25, 2022

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 21, 2022

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Abdullah (Guest) on July 20, 2022

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Raha (Guest) on July 16, 2022

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

James Mduma (Guest) on July 3, 2022

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 26, 2022

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Ibrahim (Guest) on June 25, 2022

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Jafari (Guest) on June 25, 2022

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Maimuna (Guest) on June 14, 2022

😂 This is a keeper!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 10, 2022

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Rukia (Guest) on June 9, 2022

🤣 Pure genius!

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 2, 2022

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Shamim (Guest) on May 28, 2022

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 10, 2022

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Kahina (Guest) on April 14, 2022

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 11, 2022

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Fadhila (Guest) on April 10, 2022

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 8, 2022

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 31, 2022

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 15, 2022

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

James Kimani (Guest) on March 14, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 5, 2022

🤣 Sending this now!

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 3, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

James Malima (Guest) on February 25, 2022

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Maida (Guest) on February 8, 2022

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 2, 2022

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 1, 2022

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Fadhili (Guest) on January 31, 2022

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Salum (Guest) on January 24, 2022

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Mary Mrope (Guest) on January 17, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Mustafa (Guest) on January 11, 2022

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

John Mwangi (Guest) on January 3, 2022

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 3, 2022

🤣 This joke is too good!

David Nyerere (Guest) on December 24, 2021

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 23, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Maida (Guest) on December 8, 2021

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Robert Okello (Guest) on December 5, 2021

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Leila (Guest) on November 25, 2021

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Sharifa (Guest) on November 10, 2021

😁 This is gold!

Nassor (Guest) on November 8, 2021

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 6, 2021

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 2, 2021

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 15, 2021

😄 Too good!

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on October 11, 2021

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 7, 2021

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on October 5, 2021

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 16, 2021

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 15, 2021

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼