Short Answer: To show the chickens it could do it with style! 🐘🚦🐔
Explanation: The elephant crossed the road to impress the chickens and prove that it's not just a giant creature, but also a master of finesse. It wanted to demonstrate its ability to navigate the road gracefully, leaving the chickens in awe of its remarkable skills. After all, who would have expected an elephant to cross the road so elegantly? 🤷♂️😄
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 29, 2022
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Omari (Guest) on December 22, 2022
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 21, 2022
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 18, 2022
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on December 14, 2022
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 6, 2022
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Omar (Guest) on December 4, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Nchi (Guest) on December 4, 2022
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 3, 2022
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Zulekha (Guest) on November 26, 2022
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Warda (Guest) on November 26, 2022
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Mwajabu (Guest) on November 24, 2022
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Jaffar (Guest) on November 15, 2022
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 6, 2022
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Juma (Guest) on November 2, 2022
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 26, 2022
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 23, 2022
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Leila (Guest) on October 22, 2022
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 19, 2022
😁 This is gold!
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 18, 2022
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Mzee (Guest) on October 17, 2022
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 4, 2022
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 18, 2022
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
John Mushi (Guest) on September 16, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Bakari (Guest) on September 4, 2022
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 3, 2022
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 31, 2022
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 31, 2022
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 24, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
David Sokoine (Guest) on August 20, 2022
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 9, 2022
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Kahina (Guest) on August 4, 2022
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Nashon (Guest) on August 1, 2022
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Hekima (Guest) on July 26, 2022
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
David Kawawa (Guest) on July 25, 2022
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Binti (Guest) on July 21, 2022
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
James Kimani (Guest) on July 18, 2022
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 17, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Amir (Guest) on July 13, 2022
😄 Nailed it!
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 13, 2022
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 10, 2022
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Rukia (Guest) on July 4, 2022
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 26, 2022
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Hashim (Guest) on June 20, 2022
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Kassim (Guest) on June 15, 2022
😆 Saving this one!
Fatuma (Guest) on June 15, 2022
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 31, 2022
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 30, 2022
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 27, 2022
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 27, 2022
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 9, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 4, 2022
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 29, 2022
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Abubakar (Guest) on April 23, 2022
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
George Ndungu (Guest) on April 23, 2022
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
David Chacha (Guest) on March 20, 2022
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 19, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 17, 2022
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 1, 2022
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Shabani (Guest) on February 27, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅