Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?

Furaha (Guest) on September 5, 2022

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Kahina (Guest) on August 27, 2022

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 22, 2022

😅 I’m still laughing!

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 2, 2022

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Furaha (Guest) on July 30, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Shamim (Guest) on July 30, 2022

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

James Kawawa (Guest) on July 29, 2022

😁 This made my day!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 26, 2022

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Yusra (Guest) on July 21, 2022

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 12, 2022

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

George Wanjala (Guest) on June 26, 2022

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 18, 2022

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Abdillah (Guest) on June 4, 2022

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Mgeni (Guest) on June 2, 2022

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Sultan (Guest) on June 1, 2022

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Michael Onyango (Guest) on May 29, 2022

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on May 20, 2022

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Abdullah (Guest) on May 19, 2022

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Asha (Guest) on May 13, 2022

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 5, 2022

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 21, 2022

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Nassor (Guest) on April 20, 2022

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 9, 2022

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Frank Macha (Guest) on April 8, 2022

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Shamim (Guest) on April 7, 2022

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 21, 2022

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Hawa (Guest) on March 19, 2022

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

David Kawawa (Guest) on March 18, 2022

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Halima (Guest) on March 7, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 22, 2022

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Bahati (Guest) on February 21, 2022

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Mwinyi (Guest) on February 21, 2022

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 18, 2022

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Binti (Guest) on February 9, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 6, 2022

😃 Instant mood boost!

Grace Minja (Guest) on February 1, 2022

🤣 This joke is too good!

James Malima (Guest) on February 1, 2022

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 15, 2022

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Arifa (Guest) on January 12, 2022

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 30, 2021

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 20, 2021

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 12, 2021

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Bahati (Guest) on December 11, 2021

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

George Wanjala (Guest) on December 1, 2021

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

David Chacha (Guest) on November 27, 2021

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Nuru (Guest) on November 22, 2021

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 21, 2021

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 17, 2021

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Sekela (Guest) on November 8, 2021

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Mwinyi (Guest) on November 6, 2021

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 2, 2021

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 22, 2021

😆 This one really got me!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 12, 2021

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Mwakisu (Guest) on October 11, 2021

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on October 5, 2021

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 2, 2021

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Mwanais (Guest) on September 24, 2021

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Josephine (Guest) on September 19, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 17, 2021

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Mary Njeri (Guest) on September 16, 2021

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️