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Yusuf
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Nov 12, 2021
😆 That punchline!
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David Kawawa
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Oct 26, 2021
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Omar
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Oct 20, 2021
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Jamal
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Oct 5, 2021
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Zawadi
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Oct 1, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Ann Awino
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Sep 25, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Stephen Kikwete
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Sep 23, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Joseph Njoroge
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Sep 19, 2021
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Monica Nyalandu
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Sep 14, 2021
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Mashaka
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Sep 10, 2021
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Fikiri
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Sep 6, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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John Lissu
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Sep 3, 2021
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Francis Njeru
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Sep 3, 2021
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Athumani
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Sep 1, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Shamim
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Aug 30, 2021
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Shabani
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Aug 25, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Jaffar
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Aug 24, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Alex Nyamweya
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Aug 21, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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James Kimani
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Aug 9, 2021
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Baridi
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Jul 31, 2021
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Raphael Okoth
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Jul 25, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Martin Otieno
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Jul 19, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Zakaria
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Jul 15, 2021
😂 I’m dying!
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Ann Wambui
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Jul 8, 2021
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Aziza
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Jul 6, 2021
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Victor Mwalimu
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Jun 30, 2021
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Mary Njeri
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Jun 15, 2021
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Nancy Komba
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May 23, 2021
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Azima
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May 5, 2021
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Carol Nyakio
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Apr 21, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Juma
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Apr 18, 2021
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Mwafirika
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Apr 18, 2021
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Joseph Mallya
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Apr 13, 2021
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Catherine Mkumbo
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Apr 8, 2021
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Maneno
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Apr 1, 2021
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Zubeida
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Mar 8, 2021
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Benjamin Kibicho
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Feb 28, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Mwanakhamis
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Feb 28, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Andrew Mchome
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Feb 12, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Ramadhan
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Feb 7, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Zulekha
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Feb 3, 2021
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Ibrahim
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Jan 11, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Vincent Mwangangi
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Jan 5, 2021
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Issa
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Dec 22, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Hellen Nduta
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Dec 18, 2020
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Sumaya
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Dec 12, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Amina
Guest
Dec 10, 2020
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Mchuma
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Dec 9, 2020
😆 Saving this one!
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Agnes Sumaye
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Dec 1, 2020
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Fadhili
Guest
Dec 1, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Janet Mwikali
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Oct 31, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Simon Kiprono
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Oct 27, 2020
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Jamal
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Oct 24, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Robert Ndunguru
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Oct 14, 2020
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Sep 14, 2020
😁 This is gold!
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Ruth Wanjiku
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Sep 12, 2020
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Francis Njeru
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Sep 12, 2020
Thanks Ackyshine
