What do a car and an elephant have in common?

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 8, 2021

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Farida (Guest) on November 7, 2021

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Sarah Karani (Guest) on November 2, 2021

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 27, 2021

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 26, 2021

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Salma (Guest) on October 25, 2021

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on October 10, 2021

😂 This is a keeper!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 30, 2021

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 29, 2021

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 26, 2021

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 25, 2021

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 23, 2021

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Charles Mrope (Guest) on September 23, 2021

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Hamida (Guest) on September 6, 2021

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Khamis (Guest) on September 3, 2021

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

David Sokoine (Guest) on August 17, 2021

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 11, 2021

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 25, 2021

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 16, 2021

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 2, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

David Chacha (Guest) on June 23, 2021

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Hashim (Guest) on June 16, 2021

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Hamida (Guest) on June 7, 2021

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Mwajabu (Guest) on May 30, 2021

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on May 23, 2021

😆 That punchline was epic!

Shamsa (Guest) on May 21, 2021

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Mwalimu (Guest) on May 20, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 13, 2021

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 2, 2021

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Issa (Guest) on May 1, 2021

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on April 22, 2021

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Habiba (Guest) on April 11, 2021

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

James Kawawa (Guest) on April 9, 2021

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Rashid (Guest) on April 8, 2021

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 5, 2021

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 27, 2021

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Hamida (Guest) on March 16, 2021

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Rashid (Guest) on March 14, 2021

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 13, 2021

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 11, 2021

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 3, 2021

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 9, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Samuel Were (Guest) on January 22, 2021

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 21, 2021

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 19, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Aziza (Guest) on January 6, 2021

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Jafari (Guest) on January 3, 2021

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 24, 2020

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 12, 2020

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Ann Awino (Guest) on December 8, 2020

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Francis Mrope (Guest) on November 23, 2020

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Ahmed (Guest) on November 19, 2020

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Kassim (Guest) on November 16, 2020

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on November 11, 2020

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Chris Okello (Guest) on November 9, 2020

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Baraka (Guest) on November 8, 2020

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Kahina (Guest) on November 6, 2020

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 25, 2020

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Leila (Guest) on October 24, 2020

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 19, 2020

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻