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Mwanais
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Aug 17, 2021
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Aug 14, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Aug 14, 2021
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Mwachumu
Guest
Aug 3, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jul 31, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jul 25, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 21, 2021
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jul 17, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jul 15, 2021
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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George Mallya
Guest
Jul 11, 2021
😄 You got me!
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Zakia
Guest
Jul 3, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Zakia
Guest
Jun 29, 2021
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jun 20, 2021
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Maneno
Guest
Jun 20, 2021
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Mchawi
Guest
Jun 18, 2021
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Rabia
Guest
Jun 17, 2021
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jun 8, 2021
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jun 7, 2021
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Halima
Guest
Jun 5, 2021
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
May 13, 2021
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
May 8, 2021
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Zawadi
Guest
May 7, 2021
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Mwanaidi
Guest
May 1, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Apr 11, 2021
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 8, 2021
😅 I needed that!
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John Lissu
Guest
Mar 31, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Shani
Guest
Mar 27, 2021
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Mar 27, 2021
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Mar 7, 2021
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Mar 3, 2021
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Mar 2, 2021
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Khatib
Guest
Mar 1, 2021
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Feb 28, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Feb 22, 2021
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Feb 21, 2021
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Muslima
Guest
Feb 4, 2021
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jan 27, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jan 27, 2021
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jan 26, 2021
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Mgeni
Guest
Jan 24, 2021
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Shani
Guest
Jan 16, 2021
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Sarafina
Guest
Jan 15, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Kiza
Guest
Jan 14, 2021
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Nassor
Guest
Dec 30, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Dec 29, 2020
😁 This just made my day!
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Zubeida
Guest
Dec 24, 2020
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Dec 23, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Zawadi
Guest
Dec 10, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 23, 2020
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Nov 22, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Majid
Guest
Nov 21, 2020
😂 This is too funny!
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Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 20, 2020
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Nov 14, 2020
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Nov 7, 2020
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Nov 6, 2020
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Mwajabu
Guest
Oct 28, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Sarafina
Guest
Oct 23, 2020
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Latifa
Guest
Oct 12, 2020
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
