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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Nov 26, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Nov 19, 2021
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Kiza
Guest
Nov 16, 2021
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Nov 13, 2021
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Nov 12, 2021
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Nov 10, 2021
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Zubeida
Guest
Nov 3, 2021
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Oct 20, 2021
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Oct 12, 2021
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Yusuf
Guest
Oct 10, 2021
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Nasra
Guest
Oct 7, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Oct 6, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Sep 24, 2021
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Zawadi
Guest
Sep 24, 2021
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Mwajabu
Guest
Sep 22, 2021
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Shamsa
Guest
Sep 16, 2021
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Mhina
Guest
Sep 9, 2021
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Sep 6, 2021
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Aug 27, 2021
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Sofia
Guest
Aug 18, 2021
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Aug 13, 2021
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Aug 12, 2021
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Aug 8, 2021
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jul 25, 2021
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Khadija
Guest
Jul 23, 2021
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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James Kimani
Guest
Jul 22, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Neema
Guest
Jun 20, 2021
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 20, 2021
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Salum
Guest
Jun 20, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Sarafina
Guest
Jun 11, 2021
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jun 3, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Arifa
Guest
Jun 1, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Salima
Guest
May 27, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Jafari
Guest
May 17, 2021
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Kahina
Guest
May 12, 2021
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Furaha
Guest
May 11, 2021
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
May 9, 2021
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Josephine
Guest
May 3, 2021
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Mary Kendi
Guest
May 3, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Sekela
Guest
Apr 29, 2021
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Apr 15, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Victor Malima
Guest
Apr 12, 2021
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Mwajuma
Guest
Apr 10, 2021
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Hekima
Guest
Apr 10, 2021
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Apr 3, 2021
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Mar 31, 2021
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Khamis
Guest
Mar 24, 2021
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Mar 23, 2021
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Mar 20, 2021
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Mwajuma
Guest
Mar 19, 2021
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Mar 14, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Mar 13, 2021
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Mar 9, 2021
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Mar 4, 2021
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Mar 2, 2021
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Feb 24, 2021
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Robert Okello
Guest
Feb 17, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Shamsa
Guest
Feb 13, 2021
😂 Gotta save this!
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jan 25, 2021
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
