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Josephine Nduta
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Dec 6, 2021
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Fadhila
Guest
Dec 5, 2021
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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David Ochieng
Guest
Dec 4, 2021
😂 So funny!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 1, 2021
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Hamida
Guest
Nov 30, 2021
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Nov 22, 2021
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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David Ochieng
Guest
Nov 19, 2021
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Zakaria
Guest
Nov 16, 2021
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Nov 15, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Halima
Guest
Nov 12, 2021
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Oct 22, 2021
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Mzee
Guest
Oct 20, 2021
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Oct 20, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Oct 3, 2021
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Oct 1, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Sep 30, 2021
😂 This is too funny!
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Ramadhan
Guest
Sep 25, 2021
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Sep 22, 2021
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Sep 8, 2021
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Sep 6, 2021
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Bakari
Guest
Sep 4, 2021
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Sep 2, 2021
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Sep 1, 2021
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Farida
Guest
Aug 26, 2021
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Aug 16, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Shamim
Guest
Aug 12, 2021
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jul 31, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Makame
Guest
Jul 30, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jul 25, 2021
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jul 21, 2021
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jul 20, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jul 6, 2021
🤣 Pure genius!
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jun 24, 2021
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jun 5, 2021
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
May 23, 2021
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Daniel Obura
Guest
May 16, 2021
😄 Nailed it!
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
May 15, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Francis Mrope
Guest
May 6, 2021
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
May 3, 2021
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Mariam
Guest
Apr 27, 2021
😄 You got me!
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Apr 26, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Rubea
Guest
Apr 14, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Apr 13, 2021
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Robert Okello
Guest
Apr 8, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Husna
Guest
Apr 7, 2021
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Mar 23, 2021
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Nassar
Guest
Mar 22, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Halima
Guest
Mar 7, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Feb 23, 2021
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Husna
Guest
Feb 22, 2021
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Latifa
Guest
Feb 20, 2021
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Juma
Guest
Feb 19, 2021
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Feb 15, 2021
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Feb 13, 2021
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Raha
Guest
Feb 11, 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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James Mduma
Guest
Feb 6, 2021
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Feb 6, 2021
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
