What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner?

Jamal (Guest) on July 30, 2021

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on July 28, 2021

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 22, 2021

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Hamida (Guest) on July 20, 2021

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Jamila (Guest) on July 15, 2021

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

David Musyoka (Guest) on July 5, 2021

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 11, 2021

😅 I’m still laughing!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 9, 2021

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 8, 2021

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Nashon (Guest) on June 5, 2021

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Omari (Guest) on May 28, 2021

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Robert Okello (Guest) on May 17, 2021

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 14, 2021

😆 That punchline was epic!

George Wanjala (Guest) on May 7, 2021

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Ali (Guest) on April 17, 2021

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 14, 2021

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Saidi (Guest) on April 11, 2021

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Athumani (Guest) on April 5, 2021

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 28, 2021

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 23, 2021

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 17, 2021

😄 What a joke!

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 8, 2021

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Majid (Guest) on March 5, 2021

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 17, 2021

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 13, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Bakari (Guest) on February 6, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 29, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Saidi (Guest) on January 20, 2021

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

James Kimani (Guest) on January 9, 2021

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 31, 2020

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

George Mallya (Guest) on December 26, 2020

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 24, 2020

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 17, 2020

😆 That punchline!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 11, 2020

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Ndoto (Guest) on December 11, 2020

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 30, 2020

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Asha (Guest) on November 22, 2020

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Warda (Guest) on November 15, 2020

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Nuru (Guest) on November 15, 2020

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Masika (Guest) on November 15, 2020

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 9, 2020

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 6, 2020

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Jaffar (Guest) on November 3, 2020

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 26, 2020

😅 I needed that!

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 24, 2020

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Rubea (Guest) on October 22, 2020

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Hashim (Guest) on October 15, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

David Musyoka (Guest) on October 4, 2020

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Rukia (Guest) on September 28, 2020

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

David Musyoka (Guest) on September 24, 2020

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 23, 2020

😄 Perfect joke!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 21, 2020

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

George Tenga (Guest) on September 20, 2020

😂 This joke just made my day!

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on September 18, 2020

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Rashid (Guest) on September 18, 2020

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Selemani (Guest) on September 14, 2020

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 12, 2020

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Mwalimu (Guest) on September 5, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Jafari (Guest) on August 23, 2020

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 18, 2020

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣