What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?

Ann Wambui (Guest) on September 30, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 29, 2021

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 10, 2021

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Kazija (Guest) on September 9, 2021

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Yusuf (Guest) on September 9, 2021

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 9, 2021

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Kahina (Guest) on September 3, 2021

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 29, 2021

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

James Mduma (Guest) on August 23, 2021

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Robert Okello (Guest) on August 10, 2021

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 22, 2021

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 9, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 7, 2021

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 5, 2021

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 5, 2021

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Anna Malela (Guest) on July 3, 2021

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Ali (Guest) on June 29, 2021

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Josephine (Guest) on June 23, 2021

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

John Mwangi (Guest) on June 18, 2021

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Mazrui (Guest) on June 18, 2021

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Ali (Guest) on May 24, 2021

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Shamim (Guest) on May 20, 2021

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Nchi (Guest) on May 19, 2021

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Mhina (Guest) on May 2, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on April 27, 2021

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Nahida (Guest) on April 26, 2021

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 19, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 17, 2021

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Sumaya (Guest) on April 12, 2021

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Kahina (Guest) on April 1, 2021

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 1, 2021

😆 That punchline was epic!

Sultan (Guest) on March 23, 2021

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 21, 2021

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on March 12, 2021

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 5, 2021

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 24, 2021

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Rashid (Guest) on February 5, 2021

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Abdillah (Guest) on January 31, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Masika (Guest) on January 20, 2021

😆 Saving this one!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 14, 2021

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 6, 2021

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 26, 2020

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 25, 2020

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Salum (Guest) on December 21, 2020

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Khadija (Guest) on December 19, 2020

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 9, 2020

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 28, 2020

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Mustafa (Guest) on November 18, 2020

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 14, 2020

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Raha (Guest) on November 12, 2020

😅 I needed that laugh!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on October 30, 2020

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 28, 2020

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 26, 2020

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on October 23, 2020

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 15, 2020

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on October 7, 2020

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 26, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 15, 2020

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Samuel Were (Guest) on August 31, 2020

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 30, 2020

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸