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Ann Wambui
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Sep 30, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Sep 29, 2021
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Sep 10, 2021
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Kazija
Guest
Sep 9, 2021
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Yusuf
Guest
Sep 9, 2021
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Sep 9, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Kahina
Guest
Sep 3, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Aug 29, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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James Mduma
Guest
Aug 23, 2021
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Robert Okello
Guest
Aug 10, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jul 22, 2021
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jul 9, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jul 7, 2021
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jul 5, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jul 5, 2021
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jul 3, 2021
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Josephine
Guest
Jun 23, 2021
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jun 18, 2021
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Mazrui
Guest
Jun 18, 2021
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Shamim
Guest
May 20, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Nchi
Guest
May 19, 2021
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Mhina
Guest
May 2, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Apr 27, 2021
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Nahida
Guest
Apr 26, 2021
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Apr 19, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Apr 17, 2021
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Sumaya
Guest
Apr 12, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Kahina
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Sultan
Guest
Mar 23, 2021
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Mar 21, 2021
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Mar 12, 2021
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Mar 5, 2021
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Feb 24, 2021
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Rashid
Guest
Feb 5, 2021
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Abdillah
Guest
Jan 31, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Masika
Guest
Jan 20, 2021
😆 Saving this one!
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jan 14, 2021
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jan 6, 2021
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Dec 26, 2020
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Dec 25, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Salum
Guest
Dec 21, 2020
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Khadija
Guest
Dec 19, 2020
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Dec 9, 2020
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Nov 28, 2020
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Mustafa
Guest
Nov 18, 2020
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Nov 14, 2020
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Raha
Guest
Nov 12, 2020
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Oct 30, 2020
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Oct 28, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Oct 26, 2020
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Oct 23, 2020
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Oct 15, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Oct 7, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 26, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Sep 15, 2020
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Samuel Were
Guest
Aug 31, 2020
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Aug 30, 2020
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
