What’s black and white over and over again?

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 7, 2021

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 5, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 4, 2021

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 2, 2021

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 27, 2021

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Masika (Guest) on March 16, 2021

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Victor Malima (Guest) on March 3, 2021

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 26, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 22, 2021

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on February 20, 2021

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Nassor (Guest) on February 13, 2021

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Mzee (Guest) on February 5, 2021

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 3, 2021

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

George Tenga (Guest) on January 27, 2021

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

David Sokoine (Guest) on January 26, 2021

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Asha (Guest) on January 20, 2021

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Mtumwa (Guest) on January 12, 2021

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

James Kawawa (Guest) on January 10, 2021

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Rabia (Guest) on January 5, 2021

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Jamila (Guest) on December 31, 2020

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 28, 2020

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 20, 2020

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on December 17, 2020

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

George Mallya (Guest) on December 16, 2020

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 15, 2020

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Khadija (Guest) on December 7, 2020

😆 I’m dying over here!

Bakari (Guest) on December 4, 2020

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

George Ndungu (Guest) on December 4, 2020

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 24, 2020

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 20, 2020

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 16, 2020

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 12, 2020

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Tambwe (Guest) on November 7, 2020

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 2, 2020

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 31, 2020

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 16, 2020

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Rahma (Guest) on October 15, 2020

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 15, 2020

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 30, 2020

😂 Sharing right away!

Zuhura (Guest) on September 30, 2020

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Mustafa (Guest) on September 19, 2020

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 16, 2020

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 12, 2020

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 7, 2020

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Shamim (Guest) on September 6, 2020

😂 This joke just made my day!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 5, 2020

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 25, 2020

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Victor Malima (Guest) on August 13, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Irene Makena (Guest) on August 10, 2020

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Tabu (Guest) on August 10, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 8, 2020

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Nashon (Guest) on July 28, 2020

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Samuel Were (Guest) on July 23, 2020

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on July 19, 2020

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on July 18, 2020

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 15, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 3, 2020

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

James Kawawa (Guest) on June 17, 2020

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Nchi (Guest) on June 17, 2020

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 7, 2020

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴