Why do Marxists like fruit infusions?

Mwakisu (Guest) on September 14, 2021

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 11, 2021

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 8, 2021

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 7, 2021

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Sarafina (Guest) on August 31, 2021

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 28, 2021

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 21, 2021

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 6, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Mjaka (Guest) on August 5, 2021

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Faiza (Guest) on July 24, 2021

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Samuel Were (Guest) on June 24, 2021

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Jaffar (Guest) on June 14, 2021

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Mariam (Guest) on June 4, 2021

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Umi (Guest) on June 3, 2021

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Baridi (Guest) on May 28, 2021

😅 I needed that laugh!

Chris Okello (Guest) on May 21, 2021

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 16, 2021

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 14, 2021

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 5, 2021

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Tambwe (Guest) on May 4, 2021

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Zuhura (Guest) on May 3, 2021

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 3, 2021

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Abubakar (Guest) on May 1, 2021

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Grace Minja (Guest) on May 1, 2021

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

John Lissu (Guest) on April 29, 2021

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 19, 2021

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Hekima (Guest) on April 18, 2021

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

James Kawawa (Guest) on April 18, 2021

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Nassor (Guest) on April 12, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 11, 2021

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 4, 2021

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 1, 2021

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Ali (Guest) on April 1, 2021

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 29, 2021

🤣 This joke is too good!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 29, 2021

😂 Sharing right away!

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 28, 2021

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 18, 2021

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 10, 2021

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on March 9, 2021

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Maulid (Guest) on February 26, 2021

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Issack (Guest) on February 6, 2021

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Mazrui (Guest) on January 25, 2021

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 21, 2021

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

David Sokoine (Guest) on January 20, 2021

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on December 28, 2020

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

David Sokoine (Guest) on December 17, 2020

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 13, 2020

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Abubakari (Guest) on December 7, 2020

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Neema (Guest) on December 6, 2020

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on December 4, 2020

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Sumaya (Guest) on December 3, 2020

😂 Gotta save this!

Mchawi (Guest) on November 26, 2020

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Husna (Guest) on November 17, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 17, 2020

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 15, 2020

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 13, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Issa (Guest) on November 8, 2020

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 5, 2020

😆 That punchline!

Juma (Guest) on October 28, 2020

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Zubeida (Guest) on October 27, 2020

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵